K9's Romantic Valentine's Give-Away Contest!! We have a winna!

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OK all you macho gruffs. :grumpy: Less than a month until Valentine's Day. I know it seems like there is a lot of negative romance going around the Forum lately, but let's try to correct that.
In honor of the coming holiday, AND the milestone of my 1100th posting (missed 1000 somehow), I offer all you Beckerheads and wannabe Beckerheads this task.

You must author a romantic verse to your loved one -- real or imagined, in one of two forms. Either the Hallmark stanza --
Example:

Roses are red,
Beckers are black,
You would look better,
With one in your back!

OR, the standard 5-line limrick version:

There once was a lady from Barlow;
Who....
[well, you know how to do the rest -- first, second and fifth lines must rhyme]

Rules: Content may be subtle, but no outright vulgarity. Poems or limricks may be as long as you like, but 4 lines minimum. They should rhyme. They must be romantic -- much more so than the examples above. AND, THE VERSE MUST SHOW BECKER CONTENT!
Contest will be judged on creativity and romantic content. Judging will be done by Mrs. K-9, since I have no clue how to be romantic. Contest ends on midnight, February 1, so there will be time to ship the prize to you in time for the big day.

So...what do you win???

Well, as usual, you do all the work and don't win ANYTHING. However, the subject of your romantic passages WILL win a DuraCoated, custom-jimped BK14; WITH DuraCoated sheath and pink 550 cord for her very self! [Oh, and the optional factory scale's lanyard hole has been opened up a little, too]

And you thought she wanted a box of chocolates and a bunch of flowers. :rolleyes:

And here it is!

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Good luck and let's start getting romantic! :D
 
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Violets are blue,
your my little pooh,
i love you so true,
heres a pink becker just for you,

thx for the chance shes a gun knife lover too hehe!
Dedicated to my lovely wife Poohbear!
 
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I'm in. Thanks for the chance.

There is a woman who owns my heart
I have told her this from the very start
"More than I love you?"
"More than my BK2!"
She knew we'd never be apart.
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Very generous and creative giveaway! While I love my wife dearly, she would not appreciate this awesomely modded 14 enough to justify me even trying.. good luck to all.
 
There once was a real tramp
She was willing and damp
I insisted we go
Then she said no
At least I have my magnump camp.
 
You are the girl
That made my heart swirl
So I'll give you this knife
That will cut a fine curl

It's a Becker
Made strong and true
It's just like my love
And it's Just for you



:barf: so sappy , Thanks for the chance K-9
 
You're my wife
My life
My lover
My friend..
But my Beckers my side chick
Til the very end

Thanks for the chance !

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Thanks for the chance, would love to give it a try. My wife would look great with this knife and she would especially get a kick out of having his and hers knives.

My love, My Queen
I have for you, a BK-14
It's Sharp, it's sturdy
Lets get it dirty
After that, the edge we must clean

Hold it near
Hold it dear
Hold it in your hand and never fear

1095 high carbon steel
Would keep you very safe I feel
It's even a necker
Thanks to Becker
Here is the blade to make you squeal

~I love you boo!

Ok that took me over an hour to come up with. Can't wait to see what other people come up with. Great competition. Thanks again for the chance.
 
ESEE is strong
Becker is stronger
But only with you
I will last longer
..... BOOYAH!

Thanks I'm in :cool:

Oh wait, Mrs. K-9 is judging?

A pink knife for you
The love of my life
You are so pretty
But not as pretty as K-9's wife :D
 
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Honey, dearest, I'll love you forever.
I even gave you my favorite Becker.
I may not deserve you,
Because you are a goddess,
But your love is my endeavor.

Even my best knife,
Is 2nd to my future wife.
And it's clear to me,
You will always be,
The meaning of my life.

:)

To my fiance, Laura.
 
Thanks for the chance K9 and nice work on that 14!

Roses are red, beckers are black
I gave you my heart, you took my sack
roses are red, beckers still black
No thats my blade, now give it back
Roses still red, but beckers where stripped
my first mistake another name slipped
Roses are red, and so sorry was i
no time to think, and no time to cry
Roses are red and the earth is black
Id give all my knives to get you back
Roses are red. violates are blue
please forgive me baby i love you.
 
You're the object of all my affection,
More dearer than any collection.
I'd trade any knife
To make you my wife
So please come and make a selection.

Now sweetie, this Becker is yours
To enjoy in the great big outdoors
To have and to hold
In the heat and the cold
My heart and this knife and more.

To my sweet girl!

Thanks for the chance k9!
 
Roses are red
& violets are blue
I love all my Beckers
but not nearly as much as you.

There once was a girl from Olean,
who was nice enough let me buy some 1095 Cro Van.
I now am an addict, who can't seem to quit,
but if i keep buying, i just may be out on my can.

BOOYAAH !!!
 
Roses are red
But this Becker is pink
It's better than perfume because it don't stink
I thought about flowers, or even a tree
I like this gift better because it was free
I won it for you with a poem I wrote
Not bad for an unromantic old goat
I know that I'm cheap, unatractive and bald
(These are the best of the things I've been called)
And even if I don't win this pink knife
You know that I'll love you the rest of my life:love_heart:
 
With my wife and a BK knife,
I live a wonderful life,
Full of love and adventure,
Without trouble or strife.

Thanks for the chance buddy, my wife is always going on about having a pink knife, that one would be perfect !
 
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Hearts delight
You brought me back from the brink.
Now to you I give something white and pink.
Your favorite colors
Yes I have a clue
A Becker knife that deserves you.
In my heart and in my mind
That no better woman I could ever find.
You are the apple of my eye
You are the tears when I cry
You are the air that I breath
You're all that and more to me
You are the sea and I'm the sand
We go together hand in hand.
You are the wind that fills my sails
When I'm sailing on your ocean of love.
 
My Sweet Darling Dear
You’re The Love Of My Life
I’m Honored Each Day
To Call You My Wife

We’ve Been Through Tough Times
And I’m Sure We’ll See More
But One Things For Sure
You’re The One I Adore

Every Day That I’m With You
I Thank God Up Above
You’re The One That I Married
You’re The One That I Love

Words Can Never Come Close
To Tell You How Much I Love You
But Trust me When I say
I Love You More Than My BK-2
 
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