K9's Romantic Valentine's Give-Away Contest!! We have a winna!

I think these entries are creative, but man, I hope a lot more guys join in...there is still time until the giveaway!

K9...does the Misses like knives? I ask because my wife only started liking knives when I told her I'd make her some new kitchen tools...
 
europeanoutdoorsman said:
I think these entries are creative, but man, I hope a lot more guys join in...there is still time until the giveaway!

K9...does the Misses like knives? I ask because my wife only started liking knives when I told her I'd make her some new kitchen tools...
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Good way to bump! :D No, the missus isn't into knives. They just appear and she uses them. She's one of those "push straight down"-types. I got frustrated trying to retrain her to "saw back and forth" so now I just roll my eyes and walk away in silence. :rolleyes:
Oh, wait. Is she gonna read this? :eek:

Naw. I certainly can't complain. She goes along with whatever crazy crap I get myself into -- timer/pit crew when I was road racing, sitting quietly alongside in the Cessnas and RV (doing 75 mph), learning to shoot so we could do the cowboy shooting thing together instead of being a Sunday widow. It would fill volumes.
 
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Hey, you awake? I caught you a snake!
My token of love, for you.
You needn’t be frightened.
Your senses seem heightened.
And now that you’re conscious, let’s screw.

(and you guys thought I wasn't romantic)
 
The Love of my life
To my beautiful wife
Whom I love even more
Than my Becker knife
I want you to know
I've searched deep in my soul
And I've found this to be
That a marriage takes Three
One man who vows
To love his wife,
One wife who vows
Love too,
But only when
The Lord is first
Will Love be forever true.


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Roses are red, Violets are blue,
You are my only, and I am yours too.
 
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to Becky

There is no equal to she
who’s stung my heart like a bee
que hermosa eres tu?
I’ve fallen hard for you
my heart sliced open for thee

Curves so deep, so lush
coated in this crush
I have been hexed
by those lines convexed
and intoxicated by this rush

And there is no finer to hold
none made, none dreamt of, nor sold
her shape caresses my hand
her spine, it guides me and
as one we will grow old

With balance her maker has blessed
flat belly, exquisite full chest
a spirit that won’t break
an edge they’ll never take
my eyes are blind to the rest

1095 degrees
has dropped me to my knees.
her fire, now shelter, not dull
I trust her with my soul
a campanion through hell with ease

Oh and this woman she’s stout
she begs to be thrown about
stropped in sin
by hot steel within
that’s what Becky’s about

And she’s MY valentine
smooth ,stripped bare to shine
this passion released
her beauty unsheathed
longs for my Becker nine.
 
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:rolleyes: If your sweetheart has studied Chemistry -

Potassium permanganate is red
Copper sulfate is blue
A pink Becker neck knife
Can be useful to you

:confused: Faiaoga
 
Beckers are #FF0000

Violets are #0000FF

I have all the knives,

Sucks to be you :)
 
I once had a girl who was mine
We laughed and smiled all of the time
Now that girl is long gone
Her style of knife was just all wrong
My wife now is the tits
Her and her BK 14 gives bad guys fits
 
Well, today is the 1st, and I promised a winner would be picked tonight.
Winner will be announced tomorrow!
 
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