K9's Romantic Valentine's Give-Away Contest!! We have a winna!

Your are my wife
who like my sweet knife
You stand by me forever
so strong, not even a Becker can sever

You roll your eyes
because all of my knives
now there is one more
but only for you to adore

Thanks for this K9...if I win, well I don't know what my wife will say...she already has n ESEE 3 and a purple delica4. Oh and her Bday is next to Vday

Good luck everyone...
 
Hey, you know it's true
I really, really love you
But my cash ran out swift
So here's a free gift

A Becker for two
What more can I do?
If it's not enough
No need to get tough

Didn't you get thinner?
I'll take you out to dinner
No I'm not nuts
Just wanna see how it cuts

All joking apart
You're into my heart
I know I'm not all that clever
But you'll stay there forever

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There once was a lady I treasured
A love too deep for BK-9s to measure
She stays next to me
Reliable as a BK-3
Her curves swerve like a BK-2 to my pleasure

Thanks for the chance!
 
Roses are red
violets are blue
I am not registering my guns
and neither should you !!!

I once knew a lady from NY
A law abiding citizen she was
She registered her guns
& thought it was fun
But didn't realize that 10 years later she would have none
 
My love for you is as big as the grand canyon
My heart explodes for you like a canon
I am in love with you,
And my BK2
Glad to have both as campanions
 
Some of you (I won't say who...ahem...) are not following the BECKER CONTENT rule! Good thing there is an edit button...

Great job, guys! :thumbup: Keep 'em comin'!

Jonny1280 said:
My Sweet Darling Dear
You’re The Love Of My Life
I’m Honored Each Day
To Call You My Wife

We’ve Been Through Tough Times
And I’m Sure We’ll See More
But One Things For Sure
You’re The One I Adore

Every Day That I’m With You
I Thank God Up Above
You’re The One That I Married
You’re The One That I Love

Words Can Never Come Close
To Tell You How Much I Love You
You’re The Love Of My Life
My Sweetheart, It’s True
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There is a lady from the county of Scott
Who causes my blood to run hot!
I showed her my Becker
She said "what a wrecker"!
And now she likes me a lot!

Some beckers are black
Some beckers are brown
Please keep mine on your pack
When you head out of town
 
cOLD said:
Very generous and creative giveaway! While I love my wife dearly, she would not appreciate this awesomely modded 14 enough to justify me even trying.. good luck to all.
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I'm right there with ya Cold. My wife looked at this and said, "Is that Hello Kitty?"
 
I'm glad I read the directions first. I got one but out of respect for Mrs. K-9 its probably inapropriate. Good contest though. I like what you did with the 14. it redeems what you did to the easter bk5 :D good luck guys!
 
TMHunt said:
I'm glad I read the directions first. I got one but out of respect for Mrs. K-9 its probably inapropriate. Good contest though. I like what you did with the 14. it redeems what you did to the easter bk5 :D good luck guys!
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Redeem? REDEEM? Well, I never...
The Easter Becker is a work of art!

Be nice. Easter is coming.... :eek:

There isn't much that could shock Mrs. K-9. Among her life experiences was a stint tending bar in Cocoa Beach, FL as a "youngster".
Besides -- she lives with ME. That's a lot to ask of any woman!
 
This cute pink Fourteen
I won for my wife
"But what kind of schlub
would give such a knife

On Valentines Day
to his beautiful woman
something for cuttin'
and not just for luvin'?"

With nothing but love
I reply with a wink,
"It's the guys who give chocolates
who really do stink,

Cause I care for her safety
and want her to know
the most useful of tools
always with her should go."

So all of you guys
with perfume and roses
should think with your hearts
instead of your noses.

So get her a gift
that's fun sharp and clean,
she'll love you much more,
you'll see what I mean.

Looking great over there
that pretty pink Becker
hangs perfectly placed
nestled there as a necker!

Thanks for the chance bro! Anyone who is interested can PM me for the dirty last verse, I didn't want to change the G rating of the thread but couldn't help writing it.;):D
 
K-9...please don't disqualify me because I am posting again, just thought I'd give this a bump since it is a pretty creative contest...Its a free Becker guys!!! And gals!
 
My lovely wife Angie's my first,
And she's much more a blessing than curse.
Though I hold her quite dear,
She's a knife-thief, I fear...
My Becker Necker now lives in her purse!

:D


Soooo if I win, she gets the pink BK14 and I get my REAL original Becker Necker with the thing on the end that opens all sorts of bottles, back? Sweet.
 
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