I understand that the kid you mentioned is actually your boyfriend and you both suffer from genital shrinkage, try harder next time.
You DO realize that sounds about as clever as "Oh yeah, oh yeah....you, you, you, you're ugly and your mother dresses you funny, man..."
To be quite honest, I'm less concerned about the homophobia inherent in implying that my having a boyfriend is somehow cause to mock me (I don't, BTW. I like girls.) than the prospect that this really is trolling. If you're just being defensive, I'd counsel you to just ride this out and apologize to the people you're failing miserably to insult. If you're a troll, on the other hand, I weep for those forumites who, like myself, enjoy stomping on your kind with spiked boots. Honestly. The grade-school insults, the weak attempts at comebacks...little guy, you're just not smart enough, knowledgable enough or witty enough to play in the big sandbox yet.
Do try again. Far from being insulting, you're actually quite entertaining. I don't take offense at your back talk. It's not your fault you're an idiot, so it wouldn't really be fair to blame you for it.