Kerry Hampton Knives

ok dammit...here's the story bout Taco boy:
I was in this place called Dick's Last Resort Bar n Grill. TacoBoy is the manager/standup comedian schtickmeister. He was waving around a microphone and the dang thing flew apart and part of it hit me on the hand, causing me to toss a sizable chunk of some exceptional babyback ribs. This not being part of his schtick, he was shocked and nervously gave me said lap dance as part of his schtick. Knowing that this would not be enough to keep me from coming back later with a cast on my hand and my good friend Campbell in tow, he began shower me and my friends with gifts...a giant beer, three free meals compete with ten long necks, and twelve jello shots that we shared with strangers at the same table.

I figure it amounted to about $160 tab. Needless to say, a good time was had by all. :D
 
That's the best you could come up with after all of this time?

Well, thank goodness you and Harry Taco didn't make a run for the border after it was all over to raise chickens and kids in Mexico.
 
AT least everybody told me it was fun times...don't really remember ;) But I'm willing to give the one in Vegas a shot!
 
Hey, I just googled it and the video shows a location very familiar to the background in the picture. NewYorkNewYork - just down the street from me.

Mike
 
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Dang...quit gettin lap dances from harry dudes and start making knives.....jeeesshhh. It's like talkin to a kid ;) jk

I dream about my next one from you every night, and then go into a panic attach when I wake up and realize it was just a dream and don't have it in my hand
 
I think he is, Ash. ;)

Meanwhile back at the ranch, some lucky girl is getting TacoBoy's signature move...THE SUPERMAN..

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*sigh* The depths one must sink to just to get one of Kerry's knives. So what pattern did Taco order? He looks like a Khnutbuster in bone linen micarta sort of guy.
 
texasflyfisher said:
*sigh* The depths one must sink to just to get one of Kerry's knives. So what pattern did Taco order? He looks like a Khnutbuster in bone linen micarta sort of guy.
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Now I know why Kerry told me the wait time was two years when I got on his list, but other people get them a lot quicker.;)
 
Very nice set of carvers George,are any more favored ? I especially like 2&3 from the right.
-Vince
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAHHHH Boyeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyee!!!!

Just sayin Wassssssup!
 
What? Is that riad? Whooooooaaaaaaaa neeellllllllyyyyyyyyy. He has once again graced us with his presence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
duckman1 said:
Let me see if I can bring this thread back with a few of Kerry's carving knifes.

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That's a sexy lookin line-up if I do say so myself. Just in case anyone is wondering, the handles are(left to right)...Maccasar Ebony, Moose, Sambar Stag, M. Ebony, Sambar Stag, Ziricote, and Moose.
 
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