Knife jokes?

[tongueriver]

delete

 

[ADBrown]

Cutting edge humor. Let the puns commence…

 

[K.O.D.]

My OTF gets more action than I do.

 

[shane45-1911]

BudK.

 

[ADBrown]

Because it’s dependable and not encumbered by fantasy.

 

[ADBrown]

My hardness only exceeds that of Brie…no file needed other than an Emory board; thank god.

 

[oldmanwilly]

https://imgur.com/87a9qwh

 

[Ratatoskr]

some of those are pretty cleaver

 

[cbach8tw]

I bet some will be a cut above the rest. Can’t wait for someone to Slip one In this joint. Enough said, let’s cut to the chase.

 

[ADBrown]

I bet some will be a cut above the rest. Can’t wait for someone to Slip one In this joint. Enough said, let’s cut to the chase.

Yes, let’s get to the point. We shall steel ourselves for what lies ahead.

 

[ADBrown]

And for those who don’t give a damn-ask us why this is relevant.

 

[eveled]

Last night my entire knife collection fell onto the floor! I have only my shelf to blame.

 

[dirc]

 

[cbach8tw]

Yes, let’s get to the point. We shall steel ourselves for what lies ahead.

I get the point. Sometimes it takes me awhile, I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. I hope this thread does not grind to a halt.

 

[Fixall]

There's a $1,300 GEC on the exchange. That count?

 

[cbach8tw]

There's a $1,300 GEC on the exchange. That count?

Oh!! Half price.

 

[ADBrown]

Oh!! Half price.

My pun detector says no.

 

[cbach8tw]

My pun detector says no.

I hope one sees the satire in that one, the explosive price increase of GEC on the secondary market.

 

[mb>]

There's a $1,300 GEC on the exchange. That count?

The scammer pendulum swingeth far and wide. Sheesh

 

[Alberta Ed]

Justin Trudeau: not the sharpest knife in the drawer.