Knife jokes?

[NG VI]

Medford?

 

[TheEdge01]

 

[afishhunter]

"Give the kid a dull knife so s/he won't cut themselves ..."

(FACT; Not a Joke: You're far more likely to cut yourself with a dull blade than a sharp one.)

"Can I borrow your knife? I need to get this screw out ..." (almost as funny as "loan me your pen ...")

 

[K.O.D.]

Microtech really knows the ins and outs of the OTF game.

The deka seems to be Hogueing all the magnacut.

Off center knives rub me the wrong way.

The endura is terrible name for a knife. Sounds like the name of a condom or a generic viagra brand. "Hey baby I've got an endura with me!"

The Hogue Exploit, the official knife of sex traffickers.

Am I the only one that walks around looking at people through a spydiehole?

 

[ktataragasi]

I'd cut a few more jokes but sadly I'm not that sharp.

 

[K.O.D.]

Non particle steel just doesn't cut it anymore.

 

[Hackenslash]

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[sonofwilfred]

This always makes my wife mad .

IF A GIRL EVER PULLS OUT A KNIFE ON YOU DURING AN ARGUMENT,
PULL OUT SOME BREAD AND MAYO,
HER WOMAN INSTINCTS WILL KICK IN AND SHE WILL MAKE YOU A SANDWICH!

 

[nmbarta]

Pretty gritty stuff here, but we really need to get a handle on some of it.

 

[nmbarta]

Seriously though, we shouldn't be joking around about knives, they can get you in a lot of trouble. All knife owners know this, but some knife owners give us all a bad reputation. Doesn't matter if your carrying a 2" knife or an 8" knife, if you whip that thing out in public, your going to jail.

 

[Billy The Blade]

-Everything is fun & games until you cut yourself,
Then it's Bloody Hilarious !!

P.S. (I can't take credit for this as I know I've read it somewhere from a fellow 'forumulite')

B.T.B.

 

[pholder]

What did the Elephant say to the naked man? You eat Peanuts with that thing! I know, I know not the SHARPEST KNIFE in the drawer

 

[K.O.D.]

Seriously though, we shouldn't be joking around about knives, they can get you in a lot of trouble. All knife owners know this, but some knife owners give us all a bad reputation. Doesn't matter if your carrying a 2" knife or an 8" knife, if you whip that thing out in public, your going to jail.

Whipping something out that's 2-8" in public that isn't a knife can also get you sent to jail.

 

[herisson]

if you whip that thing out in public, your going to jail.

This applies not only to knives. Just saying....K.O.D beat me to it.

 

[herisson]

This remains my preferred knife joke, although no particularly witty pun or savvy literacy is involved. Whatever, it still makes me laugh...

 

[jlauffer]

 

[tony281sc2]

Medford?

I’ll see your Medford joke and raise you a Civivi that costs more than $50

 

[K.O.D.]

I’ll see your Medford joke and raise you a Civivi that costs more than $50

Ravencrest Tactical trumps all. Bestest kniveses in the world!

 

[toker]

One of my favorite Simpsons moments, ever.

Not a joke, but Roberto from Futurama is one of the best characters in the show.

 

[David Mary]

This was

This made me change the channel quick...