Knife jokes?

[Billy The Blade]

This remains my preferred knife joke, although no particularly witty pun or savvy literacy is involved. Whatever, it still makes me laugh...

Classic !!

 

[drawkcaB]

Four knives were in a meeting at work.

Fixed blade: Let’s get straight to the point!

Frame lock: My side hurts, my detent is binding…

Back lock: Buck up!

OTF: Let’s keep this on track, shall we?

(I'm here all week...)

 

[Henry Beige]

Snatched from the day’s headlines.

 

[K.O.D.]

Snatched from the day’s headlines.

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Literally the first post in this thread

 

[Henry Beige]

Literally the first post in this thread

That’s what I get for not starting at the beginning. Mea culpa.
Of course, I can’t rule out dementia.

 

[CyberRacer]

Guy puts a picture of his wife on the wall.
He steps back and starts throwing a knife at the picture
No matter how many times he tries he can't hit the picture
Then the phone rings, it's the man's wife
She asks "what are you doing all alone?"
The man answers "Just missing you honey!"

 

[Billy The Blade]

Four knives were in a meeting at work.

Fixed blade: Let’s get straight to the point!

Frame lock: My side hurts, my detent is binding…

Back lock: Buck up!

OTF: Let’s keep this on track, shall we?

(I'm here all week...)

So, did the Friction folder Slip out of the meeting unnoticed ?

 

[Billy The Blade]

...What was the reason for this particular knoife meeting?!

-Was there a Zero Tolerance policy initiated?
-Did they decide to raise the KaBar to prevent Bucking the system?
-Did it result in an Open & closed Case ?

Inquiring knife guys wanna know, Lol
B.T.B.

 

[eveled]

A SAK walks into a bar.

The bartender says “Your kind are not welcome here!”

“Because I’m Swiss?”

“No!”

“Because I’m red?”

“No! Because of that piece of crap paracord on your bail! We dont serve lanyards here! Don’t try to tell me its a Fob either! A Fob is still a lanyard!”

So the SAK and the lanyard go outside they tie the lanyard into a monkey’s fist and ruffle up his hair.

They walk back into the bar. The bartender slams his fist on the bar. “Hey! Aren’t you that lanyard I just threw out of here?”

The lanyard says “No, I’m a frayed knot”