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Knife jokes?
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Henry Beige
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Snatched from the day’s headlines.
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Literally the first post in this thread
Henry Beige
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That’s what I get for not starting at the beginning. Mea culpa.
Of course, I can’t rule out dementia.
CyberRacer
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Guy puts a picture of his wife on the wall.
He steps back and starts throwing a knife at the picture
No matter how many times he tries he can't hit the picture
Then the phone rings, it's the man's wife
She asks "what are you doing all alone?"
The man answers "Just missing you honey!"
He steps back and starts throwing a knife at the picture
No matter how many times he tries he can't hit the picture
Then the phone rings, it's the man's wife
She asks "what are you doing all alone?"
The man answers "Just missing you honey!"
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So, did the Friction folder Slip out of the meeting unnoticed ?
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...What was the reason for this particular knoife meeting?!
-Was there a Zero Tolerance policy initiated?
-Did they decide to raise the KaBar to prevent Bucking the system?
-Did it result in an Open & closed Case ?
Inquiring knife guys wanna know, Lol
B.T.B.
-Was there a Zero Tolerance policy initiated?
-Did they decide to raise the KaBar to prevent Bucking the system?
-Did it result in an Open & closed Case ?
Inquiring knife guys wanna know, Lol
B.T.B.
eveled
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A SAK walks into a bar.
The bartender says “Your kind are not welcome here!”
“Because I’m Swiss?”
“No!”
“Because I’m red?”
“No! Because of that piece of crap paracord on your bail! We dont serve lanyards here! Don’t try to tell me its a Fob either! A Fob is still a lanyard!”
So the SAK and the lanyard go outside they tie the lanyard into a monkey’s fist and ruffle up his hair.
They walk back into the bar. The bartender slams his fist on the bar. “Hey! Aren’t you that lanyard I just threw out of here?”
The lanyard says “No, I’m a frayed knot”
The bartender says “Your kind are not welcome here!”
“Because I’m Swiss?”
“No!”
“Because I’m red?”
“No! Because of that piece of crap paracord on your bail! We dont serve lanyards here! Don’t try to tell me its a Fob either! A Fob is still a lanyard!”
So the SAK and the lanyard go outside they tie the lanyard into a monkey’s fist and ruffle up his hair.
They walk back into the bar. The bartender slams his fist on the bar. “Hey! Aren’t you that lanyard I just threw out of here?”
The lanyard says “No, I’m a frayed knot”
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