Knives and Sex

Told my girlfriend that I was going to buy an pre-ban HK USP 9mm, she says,"You have to teach me how to shoot it." I ask for a knife as a present and she laughs at me.
Women.
 
Ken:

Haggis? Oh....God.... thank ye, no.

Now the glen fiddich....yummy.
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And I agree about British food. I think Douglas Adams said that as a collective act of atonement for whatever sins they have performed as a nation, the British force themselves to endure their own cuisine.
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Mike




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And in the Captain's chambers
they're gathered for the feast.
They stab it with their steely knives
but they just can't kill the beast
 
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