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Knives on my cat

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That's a very cool looking cat and excellent picture.
 
Sorry, but that pic just inspired this hypothetical exchange in my mind:

Me: "Who's a happy kitty!?"
Concealed Cat Burglar: "Happy!?! I'll kill him! With a rusty can opener."
 
Fluffy was gracious enough to accept the knife but the flash pissed him off. He disappeared instantly and the knife fell... on the couch. No harm done : no cat was injured (or even endangered) and the knife is still pristine.
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