Know The NRT. . . . Fear The NRT !!! . . . . . . . Win A $200.00 Shop Credit!!!

Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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After years of being destroyed in shooting competitions against the elite members of The Busse Combat SWAT Team (consisting of some of the finest Southern Ohio SWAT Snipers), we (the home team consisting of shop personnel only) have decided that enough is enough.

We have formed our own shooting team called the "NRT". . . :eek: . . . . :thumbup:

NRT stands for "Noodle Removal Team".

In order to qualify for Busse Combat NRT you must be able to hit a macaroni noodle at 300 yards!!!

There are 6 members of the elite NRT.

Our team hopes to meet with the Busse Combat SWAT team sometime before the end of the year for our 2014 competition. . . .

There will be valuable prizes and an awesome plaque for both the winners and the losers.

This time, however, we are changing the rules!!!

We obviously don't do well in fair competitions against these guys so we have quite a few surprises in store for them once they show up!

So, in fairness, we would like to hear your ideas on an event that weighs heavily in our favor.

If we choose your idea, you will win a $200.00 shop credit!!! :eek:

Good luck gang!

Let's Drink!!! :thumbup:

Jerry :D

Here is our killer cool emblem executed by our very own Rob Stanley!!!

The Latin loosely translates as "Always Shoot For The Noodle"
 
Drink 6 pack prior to comp, on 2nd thought,,,,,.....prlly not too bright but oh well no regrets!
 
Throwing knives or a hawk from a set distance at said noodle. Make it like an insane game of darts with the noodle as the bullseye. :)
 
Easy DRINKING. Instead of firepower go with what you know. I would say challenge them to a heat treating competition...But thats not even remotely fair.
 
Who said it had to be fair??? I say tell them to bring the best non-Busse blade they got....then the two teams go head to head and shoot the blade edge of their respective knives and whichever team's knife takes more damage loses;) Sure sounds like a shooting competition designed for the company that builds the toughest knives in the world to win!!:thumbup:
 
You could make INFI barrel reamers and bore brushes for said named SWAT team as a gift and we all know INFI vs Chrome moly barrel steel equals destroyed accuracy.
 
Jerry, you know you're THE master when it comes to cigar ash! No reason that can't be a competition again......
 
Use 24" foam Pool Noodles and make 'em shoot through the center hole without touching the inside edges!!!


SLIDE your team's noodles over your barrels and make the SWAT team snipers figure rate of drop at 300yds to set the correct angle of their noodles to allow for angle of bullet drop through the noodle tube. Odds are HEAVILY in your favor!!!


;)


PS - GREAT graphics AGAIN Rob!!!!
 
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stump buster said:
use 24" foam pool noodles and make 'em shoot through the center hole without touching the inside edges!!!


Slide your team's noodles over your barrels and make the swat team snipers figure rate of drop at 300yds to set the correct angle of their noodles to allow for angle of bullet drop through the noodle tube. Odds are heavily in your favor!!!


;)


ps - great graphics again rob!!!!
Click to expand...

nice!!!!!!!!
 
machine your own bullets (lead jacket and infi core) then have a contest shooting through armor steel and hitting targets on the other side. set up the rig so you guys already know where the targets are on the other side but the other team doesnt. we used to do this with a refridgerator and beer bottles
 
Here's some EVIL thoughts for you Bossman...
1 - Make them randomly swap scopes between rifles, they get one shot to re-zero and have to shoot the match.
2 - Have them chop a 12" log in half with a TGLB, then immediately shoot the match.
3 - Make them sing the National Anthem (all verses) while shooting the match (no pausing).
4 - Put strobe lights all around the target when they shoot.
5 - Put the target stands on springs with some fishing line and give em a little wiggle!

Go Team Busse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
Race, step one, throw kill devil and get it to stick within target, run to next step, chop 2x4 in half with ashbm, run to step 3 and shoot the noodle, first who completes objectives wins.

Eta optional last step chug 2 cans of pbr
 
How about this? SWAT needs to do it with 22 RIMFIRE. Team Busse uses ANY GUN/Caliber THEY WANT!

That should weigh things in their favor!

OR Just have Jerry show up - On YOUR team!

[video=youtube_share;jJ3XwizTqDw]http://youtu.be/jJ3XwizTqDw[/video]

IC
 
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Easy...

remotely detonated Hollywood loads behind Team Busse's noodles...A WINNER EVERY TIME!!!

just make sure NRT's actual shots miss everything ( why are you laughing? :rolleyes: ) so that no evidence of shenanigans is left behind
 
So, Jerry and Doc are kicking your guys ****, huh?


My idea would be to stop all this extraneous frivolity, and deliver the Basic 8!
 
The Busse Combat Swat Team doesn't get to use sights. The shoot RAW:D ...and the NRT, of course, can use any sight of their choosing:thumbup:
 
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