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1. Pump some Justin Beiber into their "ear protection".
2. Make them shoot through a bunch of smoke bombs.
3. Smear some butter on their optics lenses.
4. Make them shoot dressed as furries.
 
-Put the Busse's girls in their field-of-view, they'll fall in love, starting sweating, shacking etc and loose their ability to shoot right :thumbup:

-An arm-wrestling contest against Busse's boys, with all that steel they lift everyday thay should be unbeatable :thumbup:
 
Have a cigar ash comp. Everyone smokes a cigar, you then have to shoot the ash stack you produce rather than a noodle. I'm guessing this would produce bigger targets for the Busse crew after years of cigar smoking and practice at Blade.
 
I'm not really sure but there definitely has to be mankinis and beer involved. Someone's gonna have trouble concentrating.

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Couple of ideas :
1. Have a pork cook off and eating contest, winner to get points or some advantage in contest.
2. INFI sharpening race, first one to finish gets shooting position choice, have different positions of difficulty.
Free standing, prone, hammock, bench rest, busted up bench ?
3. Have a knife cutting contest,chopping, rope, etc, winner to get their choice of firearm, maybe have a rifle and pistol, or toss in a muzzle loader or silhouette pistol to chose from.
 
A few ideas:

1. Redo the noodle shooting challenge, but both teams must wear full grinding protection gear (eye protection, respirator, gloves, etc)...the Busse Team should be more comfortable with that stuff on.
2. Shots must be taken while clinching a SOB (or Moab) between the teeth
3. Shots must be taken while holding a bottle of Johnny Walker in the off hand (not going to suggest actual drinking and shooting)
4. Add another shot contest, where to win you have to split a bullet on the edge of a Team Gemini at 300 yards
5. Make contestants wait "2 weeks" between shots...by the time the second shot comes around the SWAT team may have even forgotten what the hell they were doing in the first place.
 
al g blenny said:
I think someone could incorporate the ice bucket challenge in to this somehow.
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I was thinking the same thing:thumbup::D


Incorporate a few of the above ideas...

Dump the icewater on em second before they shoot and only give em 2-3 secs to fire at a shriveled noodle:eek:

Then team NRT can shoot at a Swollen noodle:D

Lord theres enough implied there to make Tony G proud:eek::D:D



Now Rob, your art is killer but that last pic is killing me!:p:D:p
 
Hot pepper or tablespoon of cinnamon before they shoot.

Feed them ex lax laced chili before the contest.

Make them use Wolf ammo.

Give them reloads but make them underpowered.
 
Put the Targets for them at 300 yds and make them shoot with .22LR.

If you're using noodles, they get angle hair @ 300 yds, and you get Lasagna noodles.

Make them shoot wearing a welding mask, or goggles.

Shoot some fruit, they get gooseberries, you get watermelons.
 
Spread a pile of noodles out so they cover a photocopier window. Make a few dozen color copies and use as background behind the visiting team's target noodles.

And yes...I will also take a Basic 8. :)
 
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Great/sick minds think alike :)

David Brown said:
Simple, Dan doing the Truffle Shuffle on the sidelines, in a Speedo, distracting to anyone, except the shop team. (I am sure they have seen it several times)

Your welcome :)
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RobStanley said:
I'm not really sure but there definitely has to be mankinis and beer involved. Someone's gonna have trouble concentrating.

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Considering the trajectory curve of the standard velocity 22 LR at 200 yards approximates that of the 308 at 1000, then 300 yards would have to be like shooting a mile. That's all you have to do is have them shoot 22 LR. I don't care who they are, ain't nobody hitting a macaroni noodle with a Std Vel 22 at that distance. And if anyone from the shop can do it with any caliber, you're in the wrong business. That's 2% of the area of a brainbox hit for instant incapacitation, at best.
 
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