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You may not be able to outshoot them sober, but I bet you can outdrink and then outshoot them. With several completely sober chaperones/referees do a combo drink-off and then shoot-off! You will win. :)

p.s. - If you don't win then the SWAT team probably won't remember anyway. :D
 
Bonus idea... drink a beer every five minutes and try to hold it (no bathroom breaks). When you can't hold it any longer you have to shoot before you can go pee. The longer you hold out before peeing the more ammo you get for your shooting! For example, the first guy out gets 3 bullets total, the next gal out gets 6 bullets total, the next guy out gets 9 bullets, the next gal out 12 bullets, etc. More bullets equals more chances to score points. :D What a fun game and the NRT wins!
 
1- A bacon eating competition perhaps not quantity but speed 1lb of bacon.
2- Contestants are blind folded and perhaps mouths stuffed with bacon. After the blind fold is released the contestant is found starring at a wall full of infi thats gridded much like a bingo sheet.
All the knife models are different. Upon given the signal of releasing the blind fold the contestant will hear a knife model at random that they then must find on the grid. Then they must audibly and clearly call the right letter and number after eating the bacon. Failure results in a shot of the other teams choosing. Who to know knife models better than those that work with them everday? Mmmm bacon.
3- For a shooting event most likely stationary/bench rest I think it would be fun to blow cigar smoke at someone while they try and make a shot.
 
Combine the longest cigar ash contest with can plinking accuracy. The shooter with the longest ash who successfully eliminates the most aluminum can targets before ash fails...wins.
 
Single paint ball shots , split them paint balls with a knife/sword before they hit you.
 
Race, step one, throw kill devil and get it to stick within target, run to next step, chop 2x4 in half with ashbm, run to step 3 and shoot the noodle, first who completes objectives wins.

Eta optional last step chug 2 cans of pbr

How would anything that involves running work in our favor? We arent all in shape like you sir.

Garth
 
How about chugg'in hard liquor while sharpening Infi to hair popping sharp ? The first to pass out or draw blood loses .
 
Awesome Stanley Artwork...as usual!!!

How about making up some INFI noodles, painting them in a "natural noodle" color, and substituting them for the real thing on the guest team's targets?

And BTW, I will also take a Basic 8, please. :)
 
Since Will York has the same idea and is in first...in order for me to cash in on (our) idea, I'll just put $200 on HOG SWAT to win. ;) :D:D
 
Simple, Dan doing the Truffle Shuffle on the sidelines, in a Speedo, distracting to anyone, except the shop team. (I am sure they have seen it several times)

Your welcome :)
 
This calls for old guy sneakiness. The best solutions are the simplest.

Boil the NRT Team's noodles, with plenty of salt in the water. They will continue to swell in size until they turn into mush, so stop just shy of that point. This may take some experimentation to get right.

your targets will be three times the size of the competition's.
 
Make them split a bullet by shooting the edge of a Busse or kin knife hitting a ballon on each side of the target while the Busse crew throws knives and Hawks at a noodle as I think someone else suggested?
 
All rifle/pistol sights must be covered or turned off, point shooting only allowed.

I like this idea! Do a quick draw comp with pistol with this 1 and time and closest to center takes match after every team member has shot! I'd love to do that 1! Good idea man!
 
Hot wings eating competition right before the shoot. Spike theirs with super duper whuper hot hot sauce........ then shoot after they are crying.



It is very hard to shoot well while writhing in pain and crying profusely! !!!!


Trust me!
 
I think some are onto it in a way but needs this refinement...

Chopping (both arms take turns as to not give anyone an advantage over another...but we know the crew will have the upper hand) through some small to medium trees, then hit the range. Best scores on targets move onto another chopping test, then fatigued...aiming...and score next targets. Repeat until winner is certain, then share beverages with all so everybody wins.
 
Since you do macaroni noodles at 300, make them shoot a spaghetti noodle standing on end at 400 yards.

Who ever goes and set up the noodles switch out the spaghetti for angel hair pasta instead. Making it nearly impossible to get it.
 
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