Lame Winners Announced! Lamest knife contest

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vmmvmmm

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**Added two more prize knives**

I've got a few knives that I never use that I'd be willing to give away to what I think is the picture of the lamest knife.

Here are the rules: Post a picture that you took of the lamest, most embarrassing knife you actually own. Feel free to embellish the picture however you would like. At the end of the weekend, I will pick what I think is the lamest of all the knives pictured and send the winner their choice of the following knives:
Kershaw Leek
CRKT M16-14T
or a Kershaw Nura 3.0

The Leek and the CRKT have not been used, the Nura has been, but hey, they are free. First place gets their choice, second chooses between the leftover two, third place gets what's left.

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Please get crazy with this. I am only doing this for my own entertainment and I thought it would be funny to see what self deprecating pictures we can get posted here.

For your information, the Leek has never been used. It's a blem that I bought from the Kershawguy a long time ago. I can't figure out what the blem is, it looks and performs perfectly, I just never carry it and know it could use a good home.

Post away!!!
 
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Hey mods, can we get this moves to the giveaway forum? I screwed up and posted this in general.
 
Check the backs of drawers and the dark corners of your work benches, boys. I know they are out there. I'm sure I could submit a handful of potential winners with some that I have laying around.
 
Man, I had a perfect one for this that I tossed a few months ago (a poor imitation spyderco that I have no recollection where it came from).

That said, I've still got a gerber or two laying around that I can enter (one of which was sharpened on a bench grinder back in the day, and is missing the clip, and portions of the handle) :P.
 
This is the lamest knife there ever was. Just look at it, sitting there doing nothing!

 
My edc but not for much longer. Took it apart earlier today and the metal plate that supports the lock got warped so its essentially lockless now. Kind of happy it broke because I'm rough with it and seeing how poor the quality is makes it better to break it while fidgeting with it rather then a accident. Knife was $2 dollars, lasted three weeks lol.

 
This was free at walmart when I listened to a 20 min knife sales pitch:

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I even built a "sheath" for it :)

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Not an entry since I have plenty of Leeks and would rather see it go to someone else. But, here is the $1 walmart knife (Which is actually $1.50 or something now).
Untitled by Danny Nystrom, on Flickr
 
The finest Gem in the collection, the Magnum (not Boker). 3.25 inches of the purest laminated Chinese aluminum foil (AKA stainless). Custom quality Melted Coke Bottle scales, extra thin weight saving liner lock, hand forged from a single can of Mug rootbeer. Outstanding pocket clip adapts easily to pockets with up to a 2" thick seam. Wicked edge is provided without a final bevel so you can apply your own. Out cuts most, if not all sharpened Bologna slices. Offers excellent stabby hand slippy accident potential. Extra special serrations can cut clean through a thick fog. Extensive research and development has gone into this fine piece, note the hood penetration capabilities and how incredibly elegant it appears when placed in or near other garbage. Hope this is an acceptable entry!
 
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