Lame Winners Announced! Lamest knife contest

codycash said:
The finest Gem in the collection, the Magnum (not Boker). 3.25 inches of the purest laminated Chinese aluminum foil (AKA stainless). Custom quality Melted Coke Bottle scales, extra thin weight saving liner lock, hand forged from a single can of Mug rootbeer. Outstanding pocket clip adapts easily to pockets with up to a 2" thick seam. Wicked edge is provided without a final bevel so you can apply your own. Out cuts most, if not all sharpened Bologna slices. Offers excellent stabby hand slippy accident potential. Extra special serrations can cut clean through a thick fog. Extensive research and development has gone into this fine piece, note the hood penetration capabilities and how incredibly elegant it appears when placed in or near other garbage. Hope this is an acceptable entry!
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Lol .
 
The mullet knife :D



okay truth to be told, I don't own this knife anymore. Regrettably I lost it when I moved to the new house.
 
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Just look at that lockup, I have no words.
 
vmmvmmm said:
Oh my word, these are awesome. codycash, you came STRONG!
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Thank you sir! Funny thing, I cleaned my junk drawer last week and threw out a couple that make the one I found today look pretty good lol. I also have one in a box in my spare room covered in mouse crap but decided that whole box needed to go bye bye.
 
Oh man I have some United Cutlery knives around somewhere, I'll go look for one, just for fun. I'm not going to enter already got a few leeks .
 
This blade is extremely LAME.

Literally an
Artistic
Masterpiece of
Ergonomics

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It even has a pocket clip for uber-tacticool-ness!

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China
Stainless

Keep this little $%@# in my toolbox for those times I'm working on something and need to scrape, dig, pry, poke something that isn't necessarily recommended for Knives.
 
Lol I think Blues Bender has this one locked up:p but here's two gems from my childhood probably from the late 80s early 90s


 
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