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Hahahaha, that is one lame blade
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Lame Winners Announced! Lamest knife contest
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Hahahaha, that is one lame blade
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This blade is extremely LAME.
Literally an
Artistic
Masterpiece of
Ergonomics
It even has a pocket clip for uber-tacticool-ness!
Very Power Rangery lame, there, that's another strong candidate. That thing gets more stupid every time I look at it.
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Here's the lamest knife I own in all its glory.
Oh yes, in its apparent natural habitat, nice!
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Atleast we finally know where Gerbers come from lol
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I have been waiting for this moment. My Grandma in FL that loves flea markets found out I like knives, and sent to me this treasure that I have cherished ever since.
Beautiful hanging wall ornament?
No, fool! Have at thee!
Yes, you see correctly. That is a tiny smatchet hidden in howling wolf in the mountains wall decoration.
Beautiful hanging wall ornament?
No, fool! Have at thee!
Yes, you see correctly. That is a tiny smatchet hidden in howling wolf in the mountains wall decoration.
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I have been waiting for this moment. My Grandma in FL that loves flea markets found out I like knives, and sent to me this treasure that I have cherished ever since.
Beautiful hanging wall ornament?
No, fool! Have at thee!
Yes, you see correctly. That is a tiny smatchet hidden in howling wolf in the mountains wall decoration.
Oh my, I think I'm going to need to dig up a couple more prize knives and do a 1st, 2nd and 3rd prize, this is getting real.
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Yes, you see correctly. That is a tiny smatchet hidden in howling wolf in the mountains wall decoration.
I think you misread the title, he said it's LAME knife contest, not a cool contest!
I almost sort of want one now, it really is amazing. (In a sense)
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This blade is extremely LAME.
Literally an
Artistic
Masterpiece of
Ergonomics
It even has a pocket clip for uber-tacticool-ness!
The pocket clip terrifies me. Can you imagine trying to reach into your pocket with that in there?
shandrydan1
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Im in.
This is so lame it doesn't even have a legit handle.
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At least it has what appears to be locks for the blades haha
Nope, they open with little force. No detent whatsoever... The only locks are 3 (that's right, 3) liner locks!
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Okay, now I'm convinced it's not even supposed to be a knife, it's more like the Gom Jabbar in Dune. I can just imagine someone getting out their keys and chanting, "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
shandrydan1
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Yep that is the ones I meant, or at least that is what I thought they were. Cuz, ya know, safety first!
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This blade is extremely LAME.
Literally an
Artistic
Masterpiece of
Ergonomics
It even has a pocket clip for uber-tacticool-ness!
WOW! I was going to try to come up with an entry but honestly, I just don't have anything that compete with this piece.
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I have a few crummy knives that were gifts, but this is probably the worst. Ridiculous handle, very heavy, and the liner lock is so long that it doesn't even engage.
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I have been waiting for this moment. My Grandma in FL that loves flea markets found out I like knives, and sent to me this treasure that I have cherished ever since.
Beautiful hanging wall ornament?
No, fool! Have at thee!
Yes, you see correctly. That is a tiny smatchet hidden in howling wolf in the mountains wall decoration.
Oh my God, this takes the cake right here