Well see we have some problems here.
DIJ is apparently taking the afternoon off for a complete screening of all the Dunes. It Sting just came out for the semi-climatic knife fight of death and either Danny is either giggling like a school girl or else there is a school girl in their with DIJ, and I hope he gets to watch the movie.
HollowDweller and Munk are both apparently reprising the roles of Bush and Gore from the 2000 election to keep someone amused. God knows who. Today is better than the previous episode when they were doing a "dream match" Clinton Vs Regan. I was hoping for an Ashley Renee vs Jennifer Garner match up, but someone didn't call and offer them a spot.
Sarge had put Bruise to work pedaling a foot powered grinding belt setup, apparently he has decided that not a kuhk is sharp enough for this Mans last stand. I asked for a Super Sarge knife, but was told to but out, just my luck.
I was keeping a careful eye on the pharmacy, but when Yvsa exploded and his excreta blocked out the sun, I went inside for Binocs ( Hey those roto thingy's are expensive, maybe the insurance company will give me a bonus if they can recover it), and came back out to find about a half dozen cantinistas had already emptied the stash. You told me you wanted the pharm complete so they got it all.
I just feel for who ever ate the whole jar of muscle relaxers. They were mixed in with the diuretics and laxatives. Otta be easy to find him though, he'll be dehydrated and will certainly leave a trail. Normally I wouldn't mix pills like that, but we had to put the walosi mix in something airtight didn't we?
No one has seen the Saint in a couple of days. I fear the SBT finally wore him out. I sent out a tube of topical painreliever incase of phebitis, I hope he didn't work up any blisters. I'm concerned that the Ducks are heading south and he'll be too weak to fly. Not my house, if Munk wants to put him up for the winter, I'm not saying a word.
Uncle Bill just called, no one has bought the DOTD from 2 weeks ago and he is pissed. They closed the casino in Reno and there hasn't been a Heineken delivery in two weeks either. Yangdu is apparently being an angel as always.
Since I own a ka-bar or two, (but I never use them, only keep them around to keep the heretics away) they wouldn't let me join the cluib, I could only be support personnel, everyone else got the special handshake, the password, and apparently new shoes, they've all been walking around kinda funny. I think I'm heading back to Kentucky. Them aliens never made it passed the Mississippi, the boys on this side of the river held 'em back. If I hurry there's a rumor that UB found a sweet Durba M-43 the Dust bunnies had been hoarding under a sofa..... I offered him two cases of Heineken for it and he agreed, I just have to pick it up on the way home.
You kiddos have fun now.