Least favorite knife?

A.P.F. said:
This comes to mind.

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Omg! Looks like it's made out of Legos! Lol
 
Anything tacticlol, black plastic, coated blades, serrations, prints/logos, saw backs, stupid alien blade shapes and anything sold/named as a 'fighting knife'.
 
Cheap 440 a john rambo survival knife made in a place where China says oh my god that's,cheap
 
Bassicaly any 7+ inch knife with a crappy steel like 420 "surgical" steel and a cheap plastic handle...or to shorten it down look at a mora then only keep the sheath but make it 2x the size and give it a worthless plastic handle like the one on the cold steel GI tanto.
 
My wife got me a small lockback for my first Fathers Day. 1" blade, all 420 steel and engraved.
IT'S GLUED TOGETHER. No pins or screws. I could dismantle it with my bare hands and some nail polish remover.
 
I'll participate in the "threadsurrection". My least favorite knife made by an otherwise quality company is the Schrade Cliphanger. Unbelievable POS.
 
A half-serrated chisel-ground recurve blade, a bulky 'tactical' plastic digi-cam handle, a blade of some 420j or similar stainless with words all over it, a belt clip that lets the handle sit an inch above your pocket, a SAK-style nail tic as the opening method with a slipjoint lock but an assisted blade.

Probably the worst knife I can imagine.
 
10 inch long overall, Hawkbill blade, serrated almost to the tip of the knife, digital desert camo print blade (like the one posted on p1), black plastic handle with "grip areas" that hurt your hand, and print on the blade that says "TACTICAL FIGHTING KNIFE MADE IN CHINA".
 
KingMC said:
A half-serrated chisel-ground recurve blade, a bulky 'tactical' plastic digi-cam handle, a blade of some 420j or similar stainless with words all over it, a belt clip that lets the handle sit an inch above your pocket, a SAK-style nail tic as the opening method with a slipjoint lock but an assisted blade.

Probably the worst knife I can imagine.
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Only in my nightmares.... Good post!
 
Bigfatts said:
Ok here goes, but be warned it's a terrible thing to think about.

Black coated, fully serrated chisel ground Wharncliffe with lettering all over the blade that includes the word "Tactical". Blade steel is "Surgical Stainless", Spyder hole, very thin liner lock, cheese grater G10 ala Emerson, tip down only but still with a lanyard hole. 3/4" thick overall and incredibly wide.

And here's where it gets terrible. It's a gift from my wife and I have to carry it and act like I like it because she spent a lot of money on it trying to be nice.

Ugh... It hurts just thinking about it.
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That's funny, but I understand. But it's nice to have a wife that cares about you.

I hinted at a knife, and my son bought one for me...a Benchmade 755 MPR.
It's a short, fat brick with a m390 blade. I'd like to replace everything other than the blade.
It's ripped up a few pants; I will NOT carry it. I really love to hate it.
 
The POS blade that Gerber seems to think is cool to put on its multi tools these days. I can't seem to find a tool as endearing as the mp600/mp400 for my needs, but the blade is unforgiveable.
 
Terrible behind the edge geometry. Surgical steel, with a sawback blade, hollow handle. Compass on the pommel. Comes in pack of five.
 
Imagine a Justin Beiber themed knife. It might have some musical notes silkscreened onto a handle clad with some of the extra material in the crotch area of his pants. The blade would be made from salvage Ferrari fenders and stamped with his name. The lanyard would look like a braided lock of his hair. OK - got that pictured in your head?

A fake of that knife would be the worst knife.
 
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