Lemon Lacerator

I am sad that I missed out on this exclusive blade... The anodizing looks pretty cool. Nice work!
 
I have no idea what you're insinuating Sir. Being from a small country under the Georgian state, we rarely get in on new idea's, such as this "Lemon Lacerator". Many a night have I pondered the blight of uncut small citrus, and looked upon a solution to protect myself, along with my neighbors against this scourge. To be accused of tomfoolery, is ridiculous.



Mecha said:
Oh wow, just incredible. I google'd "Lime Cutter" and this is what I find.

See, this is what's wrong with this industry today: cheap knock-offs. Barely 72 hours after inventing the Lemon Lacerator, and some factory in a foreign country called "Florida" (wherever that is), has already produced hundreds of these so-called "Lime Cutters."

Care to explain yourself Mr. Haxan, if that's even your real name?
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nighthaxan said:
I have no idea what you're insinuating Sir. Being from a small country under the Georgian state, we rarely get in on new idea's, such as this "Lemon Lacerator". Many a night have I pondered the blight of uncut small citrus, and looked upon a solution to protect myself, along with my neighbors against this scourge. To be accused of tomfoolery, is ridiculous.
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Then my hat's off to you, good sir, doing your part to protect your citizenry from rampaging fruit and unadorned beverages, a serious issue that afflicts both of our Nations, it seems. 'Tis a small world after all!

I'll have my people call your people.
 
Mecha said:
Then my hat's off to you, good sir, doing your part to protect your citizenry from rampaging fruit and unadorned beverages, a serious issue that afflicts both of our Nations, it seems. 'Tis a small world after all!

I'll have my people call your people.
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Ahhh, but what will they call them? ;-)
 
nighthaxan said:
Ahhh, but what will they call them? ;-)
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I'm sure they will call each other a long string of colorful adjectives and bombard each other with volleys of accusations, that's what we pay them for, right?
 
This has nothing at all to do with knives at this point, but I'm really enjoying reading all this.
 
This screams for a collaborative effort on the part of the 2 ambassadors of these foreign territories. A solid union to bring an end to this epidemic of citric abomination that is apparently rampant and raging against unadorned alcoholic beverages across the globe. Seems to call for something of the lemon lime flavor.
 
if only you would have rubberized the handle and made it in 2 lengths ? And then made it impossible to order due to non existent inventory. Then you would have had the LemonHawk, short and long version. Follow the rainbow !!! Is jordan in on this as well, you going to need a sheath !


Mecha said:
Sometimes a stroke of genius comes streaking out of the blue like a lightning bolt hurled by the Gods themselves.

There I was, wearing my lucky thinkin' cap and brainstorming knife designs, when it hit me: a mini cleaver-style knife just right for cutting citrus, with a bottle opener on the back end. Eureka! Now that right there is a blade unlike anything anyone has ever seen before. A beer drinkin' knife.

A perfect design calls for a perfect name. What to call this tiny beast? The Citrus Slicer? No, the fruit type is too broad. Prune Puncturer? No, too laxitive. Apple Annihilator? Lime Lopper? NO....

The Lemon Lacerator.

A masterpiece knife like this is obviously impossible for anyone to ever produce en masse, so this is the only Lemon Lacerator that I will ever make. Read on, blade fans.

OAL: about 7 3/4" with a flat-ground cutting edge just shy of 2 1/2"
Weight: 2.4 oz

Bonus: This knife is forged from citrus acid-proof 89.5Ti 10Nb 0.5Fe beta metastable titanium alloy, and can handle the most puckering of sour fruits, and the toughest bottle caps!

Price: $175 SOLD
Paypal: KLSAMEE@YAHOO.COM

Remember, there is no way you'll ever see a knife even remotely like this one ever again, so don't pass up the opportunity to own the one and only Lemon Lacerator!

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PS: The rainbow colors are the natural result of the heat treatment of this hardenable titanium alloy. Thanks for looking!
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Wait a durn second! NOW you are bringing the above mentioned "GEORGIAN STATE" into this debacle??? Good Sirs, I highly take offense to this, as I reside in said "GEORGIAN STATE" I challenge you to a multi state, multi citrus, kutter challenge.

Just messing around in a fun thread. No offense to either of you and the cool kutters.
 
Something tells me it will be back! :D
 
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