Let's hear your CLEAN bad jokes.

[Quiet Storm]

A clean bad joke is much harder to tell than a dirty bad joke, but somehow they're not quite as dirty or funny.

Are you serious? A clean joke is not as dirty as a dirty one? Whoa, imagine that...

 

[Old CW4]

An old Polish farmer was plouging his field with a team or horses. The plough turned up an ancient stone bottle. The farmer stopped the team and picked up the bottle. He twisted the stone stopper and it came out. There was a cloud of smoke and a genie appeared.

"Oh farmer," said the genie, " I have been trapped in that bottle for 1000 years. As a reward for freeing me you got one wish, anything you desire. What would you like?

The old farmer scratched his chin a moment and then said: "Genie, I would like for the Chinese to declare war and invade Poland, however, they only come in one mile and then they turn around and go home."

The genie was stunned. "Why on earth would you want the Chinese to invade your country? And for only a short distance and then return home?"

"Because," said the old farmer, "they'll march across Russia twice."
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Not your usual Polish joke, huh?

 

[Nash The Slash]

...and the baby seal says to the bartender, "Anything but the Canadian Club!"

 

[UffDa]

A farmer had an old horse that couldn’t work anymore, so he put a sign up offering the horse for $50. One of his neighbors came by and bought the horse. The farmer felt bad about the deal, because the horse was in such bad shape, A few days later he stopped by the neighbors to see how the horse was doing. He was told that the horse died in the trailer on the way home. The farmer offered to refund the $50, but the neighbor told him that it was OK. He sold the dead horse.

The farmer was confused and asked how he did that. The neighbor explained that he sold 100 raffle tickets for $2 each. The farmer asked if the winner complained. “Oh yeah, he complained, so I gave him his $2 back.”


Two elderly women were having lunch when one said to the other, “Mabel, do you know that you have a suppository stuck in your ear?” “Oh!”, said Mabel . “Thank you for noticing that, now I know where to look for my hearing aid.”