Life altering dog attack.

I went and confronted my demons and played with the dog for a few minutes with the owner there. Went fine.

I then proceeded to kick the dog in the junk, put it in a headlock, and forced it to lick it's own white, fuzzy poop.

Made me feel much better.


LMAO... that is funny! :p
 
I run a lot. I carry a Spyderco Native, as it is light. Monday, the one day I leave my knife, I turned a corner around a school building, and there was a blue heeler. For those who know heelers, half of them will bite humans. This dog appeared aggressive and I was preparing to kick it and try to break it's jaw. About then, it's owner called it. She said the infamous "He won't bite", but I tell you, if anyone says that, they are liar. Nobody knows for sure, and heelers are aggressive by nature. I saw it in his eyes, he was about to heel me. When she called it off, I told her "Good and btw, I carry a large knife" hoping it would make her think about letting her pet run around unleashed. Not smart on my part I know.

My question is this, is a Spyderco Native good enough for slitting a dogs throat? It's so light to carry and pierces well. I just question the blade length.

Take care out there dogs. I like dogs, but sometimes don't like their owners.
 
And if they do get on you, put your fist down it's throat and choke it out. Anything black lab sized or so, you can force your hand in, and grab a jaw bone and pinch at the very back. It's risky, but I've done it several times.

Are you telling me that you been attacked by dogs and shoved your hand down their throat and choked them out ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION?!? You have to make a serious lifestyle change if that opportunity has arisen more than once. Following that same logic, you probably would stop a runaway chainsaw by squeezing your buttcheeks around the spinning chain and when you fart around a woman you quickly try and sniff it all up before any of it gets to her.

I can only imagine going over to somebody's house and thier dog gets excited and jumps on you. You immediately shove your entire arm into the dogs mouth up the the elbow and start grabbing. After 5 seconds, with the owner yelling and the kids screaming, you withdraw your bloody arm from the limp dogs gapping jaws only to face the uncomfortable moment of realizing what you just did...
 
Silverdagger:
The dog that bit my leg while I was biking had never bothered by bikers before, at least according to the owner. I say that if ANY dog feels threatened, they might bite. I probably came up too fast toward the dog and it got scared and snapped at my leg. It should have been on a leash (which is the law where I was), but that's the owner's fault, not the dog. I don't really blame the dog. If it were a vicious creature, I'd have more than a few scratches and an annoying puncture on my leg.

michaelmcgo:
I've seen someone (with a small dog at least) jam their thumb back into a dogs jaw joint at the corner of the dog's mouth. This was during the dog's playful snapping, but it definitely kept the dog from biting down on the person's finger! The dog seemed to hate that!
 
You handled yourself well considering the legal limitations of being in a service industry as well as shtf adrenaline time.

I work in pest control and managed a branch of a chain for awhile.\
Had a couple close encounters but have never been bitten or knocked down except by a 400lb boar when I was a butcher.

how long have you been in the business? We have some ridiculously green laws up here where I have to humanely trap and RELEASE all skunks, racoons and squirrels.
send me an email bradgerwing@shaw.ca it would be good to talk shop with someone in the industry from another country.

Glad you were not hurt, take care man.
 
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