Log this bear: dead

If Chuck Norris was there he'd have kicked the bear so hard it would have altered its DNA and it would have began to purr.

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Introducing the Dork Ops Tac-Log. Designed and used by Marines all over Georgia. This log has the capability to stop a bear when used by a well trained operator. Made of the finest pine it will withstand the harshest use and still serve as firewood when called upon. Hand selected before being sent to the turpentine production facilities in south Georgia, these logs are yhe finest Georgia pine available...

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From Ren and Stimpy (sung to the tune of Slinkey)

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over the neighbors dog?

What fits on your back
Is great for a snack?
Its Log, log, log.

Its Lo-og
Its Lo-og
Its big. Its heavy. Its wood.
Its Lo-og
Its Lo-og
Its better than bad, its good.

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:p
 
Rupestris said:
Introducing the Dork Ops Tac-Log. Designed and used by Marines all over Georgia. This log has the capability to stop a bear when used by a well trained operator. Made of the finest pine it will withstand the harshest use and still serve as firewood when called upon. Hand selected before being sent to the turpentine production facilities in south Georgia, these logs are yhe finest Georgia pine available...
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Hilarious.

How do those mall ninjas manage to creep up so often? For another good laugh check these out.

http://www.fightingarts.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/15838258/an/0/page/0
http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4049

I love it when people talk about things they no absolutely nothing about.
 
Rupestris said:
If Chuck Norris was there he'd have kicked the bear so hard it would have altered its DNA and it would have began to purr.
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LOL, very funny. Thx.

Mutation generating footwork courtesy of Chuck Norris: not your father's educational love tap.

oregon
 
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