That may be the problem right there. Or maybe the problem is my skewed perception of what liberalism actually is, or just a poor choice in terminology.
The very root of my liberal beliefs is an open mindedness to all the problems of society, and it's interesting to note that I agree with you 100% on what you say about modern "liberals." To me these people aren't very liberal at all. They preach something that sounds good, but put that down-trodden helpless person they preach to save next to them, and they'll probably run away. Those that actually do what they preach have my deepest respect, but there aren't a whole hell of a lot of them.
What I see going on in this country, and both sides are doing a bang up job of it, is an erosion of our civil liberties because of fear. A gun is scary, so let's ban it. A knife is sharp, so no one should have those either.
We have to stand up for our rights, and that very idea is the basis of liberalism to me. In my mind a truly conservative society bans what is scary and moves itself closer and closer to absolute tyranny at every moment.
So am I liberal? Yes. But the modern liberal idea sickens me. The idea of fear without justification sickens me. I'm scared for this country and I don't think any ammount of liberalism or conservativism is going to help. We need to get away from fear-mongering and find real leadership.
But I digress.
I use my knife at work for whatever odd jobs need doing. My stock answer to "my, that's a big knife," or "oooh that looks sharp," is "yes, it is." I don't let the sheep bother me.