Lots of history here

gundude73 said:
out of all my knives the one i have used the most in the past year has been my izula. the coating is among the best i have used.
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Wal Mart Krylon flat black spray cans baked on by illegal aliens with a Bic lighter. Can't beat our finishes!
 
moosez45 said:
Lawsuits? Lawyers are for people that want warranty replacements for scratched paint, we settle our dissagreements like men. Checkers. Yeah, Checkers. :D

And now, its your turn:D

Moose
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that's because everyone expects the paint to fall off of a Becker. You have to work to rub it off an ESEE.

Do you play checkers with plastic pieces to remind yourself what it feels like hold the plastic handles on your knives?:p
 
R.A.T. said:
Ethan trained you grasshoppers well
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I don't know about Bladite, he went through training alot earlier than I did, I just graduated, last week. I had to snatch a copy of The Joy of Cooking out of his hands, as a final exam.

Man, Ethan didn't tell me he was going to use a club to bash me in the head when I tried to grab it. I managed to grab ahold of it, right before he clubbed me, I guess the muscle spasm must have clamped shut when I went out, cause I woke up in the drive way with the book, and a note saying to get off his property. I really like hanging out with..........oh, what was his name again, ...........um, man my head hurts. Dangit, oh, wait, I see it up there where I wuz tipin, ooooo, the rooms is spinnnnnnn.............................



Moose
 
R.A.T. said:
Wal Mart Krylon flat black spray cans baked on by illegal aliens with a Bic lighter. Can't beat our finishes!
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Beckers so pretty people take the finishes off on purpose to show the SHINE and beautiful grinds :>
 
SemperParatus said:
that's because everyone expects the paint to fall off of a Becker. You have to work to rub it off an ESEE.

Do you play checkers with plastic pieces to remind yourself what it feels like hold the plastic handles on your knives?:p
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No, the paint is designed to fall off. See, Beckers are users, and they know that the paint should come off anyway. Why make it harder than it needs to be. We Beckerheads don't have to worry about rust, cause our blades are always being used and maintained. I hope you have a dehumidifier in your place, cause that knife will rust away over the years, leaving a hollow epoxy shell.

Yes, yes we do like the feel of plastic checkers and plastic handles. The checkers are cheaper that way, and oh, oh, oh, so are the Beckers!!!!

:D

Take it away, Mr. Paratus.

Moose
 
While I hate to admit this, I think Moose is winning this competition.
 
R.A.T. said:
While I hate to admit this, I think Moose is winning this competition.
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I have to let him win, I'd hate to think of moose crying himself to sleep tonight knowing he lost this AND has the lesser knives. And god forbid his tears get anywhere near his Beckers, that coating wouldn't stand a chance...
 
SemperParatus said:
I have to let him win, I'd hate to think of moose crying himself to sleep tonight knowing he lost this AND has the lesser knives. And god forbid his tears get anywhere near his Beckers, that coating wouldn't stand a chance...
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Don't worry, I cry over my ESEE's. They stay in my closet of shame anyway, and that where I go to cry, so, no worries. My Beckers will be safe from the saline spray, hell, it don't matter anyway, IT AINT LIKE THEY COST MUCH TO REPLACE!!!

Ouch!! Burn!!!!

Moose
 
moosez45 said:
Don't worry, I cry over my ESEE's. They stay in my closet of shame anyway, and that where I go to cry, so, no worries. My Beckers will be safe from the saline spray, hell, it don't matter anyway, IT AINT LIKE THEY COST MUCH TO REPLACE!!!

Ouch!! Burn!!!!

Moose
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They price 'em that way because you HAVE to replace them, like disposable razors. :D

Is the closet of shame where you keep everything that you're afraid to use? I know you're not used to the sharp edge of an ESEE, but I promise if you can keep yourself from touching the shiny part, it won't hurt you.

Remember: No touch shiny!
 
SemperParatus said:
They price 'em that way because you HAVE to replace them, like disposable razors. :D

Is the closet of shame where you keep everything that you're afraid to use? I know you're not used to the sharp edge of an ESEE, but I promise if you can keep yourself from touching the shiny part, it won't hurt you.

Remember: No touch shiny!
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Hey, don't knock disposable razors, where do you think ESEE gets the steel from.

The ESEE edge is sharp, but I dropped my ESEE3 into a pile of moss and chipped the edge up prettty bad. I think they use that Playdoh HT, don't they.

Take it away, SemperP.

Moose
 
moosez45 said:
Hey, don't knock disposable razors, where do you think ESEE gets the steel from.

The ESEE edge is sharp, but I dropped my ESEE3 into a pile of moss and chipped the edge up prettty bad. I think they use that Playdoh HT, don't they.

Take it away, SemperP.

Moose
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You are very confused. I think you're confusing ESEE with a razor in regards of sharpness.

And are you sure that wasn't the Becker your dropped into a pile of moss only to retrieve it with a mirror finish. lol
 
SemperParatus said:
You are very confused. I think you're confusing ESEE with a razor in regards of sharpness.

And are you sure that wasn't the Becker your dropped into a pile of moss only to retrieve it with a mirror finish. lol
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if ESEE so pretty, how come we don't see more naked ones?
 
SemperParatus said:
You are very confused. I think you're confusing ESEE with a razor in regards of sharpness.

And are you sure that wasn't the Becker your dropped into a pile of moss only to retrieve it with a mirror finish. lol
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Yeah, it was mirror polished, but it was sharp and the edge didn't look like a Western Sizzlin steak knife. :D

Moose
 
SemperParatus said:
ESEE is classy. They don't take their clothes off on the first date. :D
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to get any work out of them you need to buy them a diamond rod to get any serious play...

Beckers go down like nobody's bizniz :) and they stay down. they know what we like. oh... yeah. mmm. a little to the left. that's right...
 
SemperParatus said:
ESEE is classy. They don't take their clothes off on the first date. :D
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Sounds like a queen to me. I'll take a mistress, dressed in all black, anyday, over a shiny, showpony. At least I'm SATISFIED when I'm done with the lady in black.:D

Moose
 
annnnd, this thread officially got weird. I guess I should have expected a beckerhead to like cheap things that lose their clothing...or coating...so easily.
 
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