Mailman dropped off some stuff. Should I toss em?

[ea42]

I'm rubbing my balls on each knife. Y'all should pay extra for that

As long as they're greasy I'm good, saves me from having to oil the joints!

Eric

 

[tejasandre]

Get that forced patina started early!

No means no

 

[sf fanatic]

I'm rubbing my balls on each knife. Y'all should pay extra for that

Hey I’m from San Francisco we wouldn’t have it any other way!

 

[stevekolt]

Great news Spark...about receiving the knives I mean

 

[Will Power]

I'm rubbing my balls on each knife. Y'all should pay extra for that

Watch out for splinters, raised pins and sink-holes.....

 

[flylock]

Pretty sure there’s a guy in Titusville who does the ball rubbing . I went on the factory tour so yeah I would know not to be cocky about it

 

[Hyesouljah]

These comments are great
Made my night!

This overall Forum knife experience this year has been so fun, all the memes and jokes have been incredible and witty!

 

[KnifePneumonia]

I'm rubbing my balls on each knife. Y'all should pay extra for that

Good thing it has a clip point. You're lucky it's not a spey and neuter blade. For those wondering about the "Brandevous" being planned for next year. We won't be offering neutering services. Elon needs us to reproduce at a higher rate to populate Mars.

 

[Gary W. Graley]

“New Study shows testicular oils can extend the cutting performance in carbon steel when applied with great pressure“

thanks Spark !

G2

 

[EngrSorenson]

“New Study shows testicular oils can extend the cutting performance in carbon steel when applied with great pressure“

thanks Spark !

G2

Necessity is the mother of invention

 

[King of the Cheese]

Necessity is the mother of invention

Is it?

 

[sf fanatic]

Is it?

Do Android’s Dream of Electric Sheep?

 

[traumkommode]

 

[sitflyer]

Serial number 39 would be pretty cool to have.

 

[Pennlu]

I'm rubbing my balls on each knife.

Watch out for splinters

Splinters can be difficult to remove sometimes. Let’s see how far someone is willing to go to get a bunny knife. Shall We.

 

[Jiki]

I'm rubbing my balls on each knife. Y'all should pay extra for that

Some already have.

 

[BrotherJim]

 

[Modoc ED]

Rabbit Balls !! Spark should have bought a bunch of rabbits and rubbed rabbit balls on the knives, then put one rabbit ball in each tube to accompany each Bunny Knife and Bunny Knife Button to their destination.

 

[Jiki]

What is the Rabbit ball market like these days?

 

[Modoc ED]

What is the Rabbit ball market like these days?

Well, Spark would only need 250 male rabbits, as each male rabbit comes with two balls, and there were approximately 500 Bunny Knives ordered. Much more economical to use just one ball per tube than two hence, the cost of shipping a rabbit ball in each tube would be economical. Easter is far enough away so Easter Rabbit price gouging shouldn't be a concern at this time. Besides, wouldn't it be nice to have a little, fuzzy, rabbit ball to coon finger along with your new Bunny Knife when it arrives?