Man vs. Wild don't think so.

Talk about a blast from the past. :D

Since I refuse to have the electronic Nanny in my house, that others probably know as "Pay TV", personally I reckon my decision has been the right one.

Note: all further comments about the "electronic survival entertainers" other than Bear, is based on "youtube snippets & Internet forum chat".

Since Bear is the only survival celebrity to make it on "free to air' TV here in Australia, I've got to say that as a parent I highly commend him, as he has delivered exactly the educational message I wanted my children to recieve.

Since he "goes to air" on "free to air TV" here at 8:30 pm, and my childrens bed time is 8:30pm, I have been prepared to let them stay up an extra hour one night a week so they can see him.

It took them all of 4 episodes to realise they would prefer an extra hour in bed rather than continue to watch him. :D:D:D

As my son who was eight at the time said....."I don't think I would be doing what he is".

Thanks to "Man V's Wild", both of my children have learn't that not everything they see or here via electronic media (including the internet) is believable. :thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

Now before those who are prepared to defend their own preferred version of electronic "wilderness survival fantasy", IMO all of them have their flaws (no doubt driven by producers who are only looking at ratings, that equate to $'s).

This includes the universally hailed "starving man" whose marketing advantage over everyone else is the perception that ... "He is more realistic than the others" (even though he has a Sat phone and a helicopter equiped rescue crew waiting to bail him out if needed) :jerkit:


What about "Man, Women, Wild" that makes use of how attractive Miss England is. Irrespective of her husband's claimed creditentials, my guess is that no one has even seen her in a Bikini or a Bra. Obviously everyone who is interested in outdoor survival is obviously focussed on the skills shown by her side kick (I think his name is Myke something or other) not how hot she is. LMFAO

Maybe Myke should cash in on his electronic popularity & design a survival knife. If he is looking for any ideas he might look at this: http://www.topsknives.com/product_info.php?products_id=307


And what about the modern day "Odd Couple" aka Cody & Dave.

Their "cauterisation of a self inflicted wound" told me all I needed to know. :jerkit:

Personally I think Bears Enema sums up what has become of the curent batch of TV wannabes.

[video]http://youtu.be/TtIG4TuVnvg[/video]

No doubt he was "prepared enough" to have a hollow handled survival knife that "just happened" to have a hollow plastic tube in it that he could use in the middle of the pacific ocean.

I only hope he also hade some vaseline coated cotton balls to provide lubrication. LMFAO


Really, IMO everyone should be spending more time outdoors themselves, rather than sitting behind a computer and relying on "electronic survival experts" to tell them what works. :thumbdn:





Kind regards
Mick :D
 
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given its reality tv .. Id like to see some real situations

like how to escape the basement of a skyscraper that someone flew a plane into .. maybe how to avoid being drowned by fire fighter water etc as well for kicks while he is in there

or how to survive a earthquake when youre in a collapsing building ..

or a firestorm when you somehow missed the first 3 or 4 evac warnings and the police door knock

or maybe a flashflood .. something of the scale that relocated a couple towns here earlier ...
 
(even though he has a Sat phone and a helicopter equiped rescue crew waiting to bail him out if needed) :jerkit:

Are you seriously suggesting that he is a jerk-off for having plans for his own safety? I agree with much of what you have posted but this is just ridiculous. You are the first person that I know of that suggests a satellite phone or emergency beacon or some other means of signalling emergency evac means that the program lacks realism. This sort of precaution would be the one thing I totally agree with all of the 'survival experts' on these shows doing, not doing so is just effin stupid IMO.
 
True, he does a lot of stuff the average person that has just been subjected to come out of a survival scenario just won't be able to do, after all he is british special forces, the average joe well isn't. If he toned it down a bit it might just be pretty good.

Not only would most people in the situations he depicts not be able to do a lot of the stuff that he does, but they SHOULDN'T do that stuff. In a true survival situation you just shouldn't take unnecessary risks! Unlike Bear we don't all have a huge safety team making sure we don't die.
 
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@cuphead lmao!

say what you will i love watching survivor man and dual survival both. Les stroud i believe knws what he is doing, though idk about that "adventure racing" he says he competes in. and dual survival well that is just for entertainment. there was a busse on one episode and a Helle puko i think on one episode so at the very least some1 here on bladeforums toldem some good knives to carry.
 
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