Mantis, Mantis what a knife
A Mantis knife saved my life
I'll tell you a tale bout a mantis knife
It started last night after a fight with my wife
Out to the bar, it was time to get drunk
Into the bar GIVE ME Scotch, your very best
I took a double-take it was Jared West
I just saw your knife clipped to your pants
Jared was so excited he did a little dance
So we stood at the bar and had a few Tequilas
Jared ranted bout his knives, the guy's a freaking squealer
JUST THEN folks five bikers waddled in
And the bar fell quiet, you could hear a freakin pin
HEY YOU punk, are you Jared West
Your spamming my favorite forum, so GIVE IT A REST
Wait big bad bikers I have a Mantis knife
and I am prepared to use it to save Jared's life
These big bad bikers froze in fear
They just looked at that knife and ran out of there!
The moral of the story is that when life's a test
take a mantis knife made by Jared West
But be aware if you drink with your goat
That won't be a banana under Jared's coat!!
Boom, shog a luga