Mantis Militia Mission BRAVO one - Post Spam for Free Knives!

[JTR357]

That's a great point...I'd forgotten about that. Thanks...duly noted. But they are the exception that proves the rule.

Combat Handguns, as an example, almost always has a gun on the cover that:

is small as a chiefs special
has 2 inch accuracy
is my combat solution
is plastic perfection
is maximum mini-whatever

...or some other such drivel. I've never seen a "bad" gun in CH.

But...on the bright side...I'm gonna subscribe to gun-tests....

It's definately worth the money:thumbup:

They only have B&W pics,but it is the most informative gun mag I get,including G&A.

Think I'll stay away from combat handguns mags

 

[Gollnick]

IMO if the hole is there to open the blade then it is Spydercos trade mark.The BM thing may be different,we will never know,this is not different.

Spyderco originally had a patent on a hole in a blade for the purpose of opening the blade. Benchmade -- and others -- licensed that patent from Spyderco. But, patents expire. As the Sypderco patent was expiring, Spyderco took out a registered trademard on the hole in the blade for the purpose of opening. It is not generally possible to license a trademark; the whole purpose of trademark is to distinguish your brand in the market. So, Benchmade -- and others -- had to stop using it.

 

[markksr]

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[JTR357]

LMAO!The best one yet:thumbup:

...though I would never say such things about the glockman...don't know whether it's because of his 0200's,his taste for 10mm handguns,or that "to the point" sig line.

 

[richard j]

jtr, i have to agree :thumbup:. dann, bob better find himself another job because you can be the new spokesman for mantis knives like my neighbor said, buy mantis and get wood

 

[diamdave]

'started 'bout a comment 'bout a 'loser' named Dave
he thought to buy a Mantis, he had heard all the rave,
He set upon the eBay, he gave Jared his hard green,
but didn't have a clue as to what else this would mean,

He did a lil' 'vestigatin', and started to wonder,
what kind a steel you usin', is it over or under
what you say over here, but different over there,
the handle, and the blade, he!l you don't really care

So I asked him fo my money, he gave it real fast
he said I was a loser or a bladeforum a$$
I forget, it's a bet, what he's usin' right now,
your guess is good as mine, 'cuz he hasn't said how...

how he makes 'em, how he bakes 'em, what material he uses
gettin' info from the Jared is like squeezin' the bejuices...

So enjoy your fancy color and enjoy your design
I can do without yo' smugness and potential for lyin'
I'll stick to my dear Spydies and my kershaw and Bench
and I'll wait for you to grow up and become a real mench
By the way, still don't know now, is it BG or 420?
A man just wants to know what he's gettin' for his money!

 

[wolfmann601]

We have all turned into great knifeknut rappers
We can rap about Bowies, folders and trappers
It all began because of a man named West
and a few of his Mantis militia boy pests
When the order to spam by Jared was read
The rhymes and the raps took over this thread
In the end they all hid, all of the Mantis Militia
The last I knew they became part of the Krishna
Jared West disappeared, his militia boys followed
They mixed up some kool-aid that they all promptly swallowed
The Rhymers and rappers can now all take a rest
Knowing they all ran, the militia and West!!!

 

[diamdave]

heh heh, Wolfmann.... well done

 

[John T Wylie Jr]

MC Wolfman in da hizzy !!

Mantis Knyff....rokin in da jangl....

 

[Phil Elmore]

I did indeed review all the knives in the Mantis product line (the line as of a year ago; more have been introduced since). I honestly found them to be decent knvies for the money, though the styling won't be for everyone.

I honestly have not read any of the "mantis militia" e-mails that started showing up in my inbox. I've no opinion on Jared himself.

 

[Cougar Allen]

The complaints that Jared chose this way to respond to were about advertising and customer service. I'm sure nobody wants to start a witch hunt against everyone who has a Mantis knife and has ever posted anything positive about it.

 

[GlassJax]

It's the 4th of July. Has Jared told us who won the free knife yet?

 

[enderwiggin]

It's the 4th of July. Has Jared told us who won the free knife yet?

Spoiler: Their name is "Jared."

 

[Bubbanumber1]

i Did Indeed Review All The Knives In The Mantis Product Line (the Line As Of A Year Ago; More Have Been Introduced Since). I Honestly Found Them To Be Decent Knvies For The Money, Though The Styling Won't Be For Everyone.

I Honestly Have Not Read Any Of The "mantis Militia" E-mails That Started Showing Up In My Inbox. I've No Opinion On Jared Himself.

Winner​

 

[Cougar Allen]

How the heck did you screw up the capitalization in the quote?

Sharp Phil posted his review long before the free knife offer. A couple of other people reviewed Mantis knives long before it, too, and their threads were dragged back to the top with new posts in them. Those people were not responding to the call for spam and are blameless.

 

[knarfeng]

ARRR

Keelhaul them all and let the webmaster sort them out.

 

[Keith Montgomery]

It's really sad when the actions of a company make Dark Ops look good in comparison.

 

[Bubbanumber1]

How the heck did you screw up the capitalization in the quote?

Sharp Phil posted his review long before the free knife offer. A couple of other people reviewed Mantis knives long before it, too, and their threads were dragged back to the top with new posts in them. Those people were not responding to the call for spam and are blameless.

Cougar, no idea how the quote got capitalized like that, I didn't mess with it. As far as "Sharp Phil" I cannot take anyone who poses as a keffiyeh wearing samurai sword packing mall ninja in their own avatar as a serious person.

 

[wolfmann601]

heh heh, Wolfmann.... well done

Thanks but yours is superb!!!

To the theme song of the beverly Hillbillies it is one sick rap!!

 

[Phil Elmore]

Cougar, no idea how the quote got capitalized like that, I didn't mess with it. As far as "Sharp Phil" I cannot take anyone who poses as a keffiyeh wearing samurai sword packing mall ninja in their own avatar as a serious person.

Somehow I'll cope with your lack of approval.