Mike Payne's secret!

lshay · Mar 9, 2001

I know Mike's secret

I know how he provides the awesome level of customer service he does.

OK Mike here's the deal; Unless a plain brown truck delivers a plain brown package containing, uh lets see, I know, a small Sebenza Classic 2000 to my house within the next week I'll reveal the TRUTH behind the tremendous success of your operation to the whole world! It will be bigger than Watergate, bigger than Iran-Contra, bigger that the Savings and Loan Scandal!

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You have been warned, my man!

Say Hi! to you know who

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"Don't get even, get odd"

russ · Mar 9, 2001

no secret, mike openly admits he does not ship ups, therefore the secret to his success!!!!!!!LOL.

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a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer, if he sees it coming, that is.
Cats, The Other White Meat.{courtesy of VG}
life's tough, get a helmet.
A few of my Knives
russ aka BladeZealot

lshay · Mar 9, 2001

Russ:

Close but no cigar

It's much bigger that that. It will blow the lid off this whole internet fad

We all know why he does not ship UPS

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lannyshay@hotmail.com

"Don't get even, get odd"

the4th · Mar 9, 2001

Here are my 2 secrets to success:

1) Never tell everything you know.

russ · Mar 10, 2001

well dang, the only other secret i know about mikey is what he really does well while squating in front of someone!

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a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer, if he sees it coming, that is.
Cats, The Other White Meat.{courtesy of VG}
life's tough, get a helmet.
A few of my Knives
russ aka BladeZealot

[This message has been edited by russ (edited 03-10-2001).]

russ · Mar 10, 2001

figured i'd let the anticipation build...
rotflmao

The General · Mar 10, 2001

!!!

Hey Mike! Is there nothing you won't do to make a customer happy? Oh wait that does not sound right...

Anyone who tries that hard and is that fair deserves a good life and some of my money, as long as I get a knife as well!

W.A.

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mpayne · Mar 10, 2001

Ok Ok.....I come home from a show and see this...............You guys are too funny! Had a great show today but can always use a good laugh........

No secrets tho

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Mike Payne

lshay · Mar 12, 2001

Mike lucks out again

The brown truck brought the small Classic Sebenza 2000 today, sweeeeeeet

Secrets safe for now, might cost a set of kitchen knives someday though

Thanks again Mike and........

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"Don't get even, get odd"

mpayne · Mar 13, 2001

It remains a mystery for now.

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Mike Payne

Santi · Mar 14, 2001

Is that really you, Uncle Mike?

russ · Mar 14, 2001

bwahahaha, that's really him, santi. and it is IIIIIIII, BBBBBBladeZealot getting my tennis shoes "shined" by uncle mikey

:. hit my link below, go to the main album page, memphis mindmeld for other pics.

as you well know, mike is a great guy, and has taken alot of s**t from some of his buds

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a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer, if he sees it coming, that is.
Cats, The Other White Meat.{courtesy of VG}
life's tough, get a helmet.
A few of my Knives
russ aka BladeZealot

Santi · Mar 15, 2001

Thanks for the link russ.

Nice captions.

redvenom · Mar 16, 2001

Mike, how much are ya charging for the service? I'm thinking about getting a hand-rubbed finish on my sneakers too

Andrew

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mpayne · Mar 16, 2001

Hey Andrew.......it's free with $5 purchase my man......of course, as many blades as I shipped to you.........I owe you a lot shoe shine service

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Mike Payne

The General · Mar 17, 2001

Cheers for the new stuff Uncle Mike

!!!

W.A.

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"To strive to seek to find and not to yield"
Tennyson
Ranger motto

A few useful details on UK laws and some nice reviews!
http://members.aol.com/knivesuk/
Certified steel snob!
Founding president and member number 1! Wana join?

Santi · Mar 21, 2001

Can I request a service of gun cleaning, Uncle Mike?