1: People say s***... I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid s***.
2: Yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever, but it's not like what you think.
1: Is she like, a first cousin?
2: Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she f***** grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to f*** her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these a-holes f*** my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else f*** my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna f*** my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.