A: "Goldy, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane."
B: "I'm not horsing around sir, that's how it decodes."
A: "Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones."
One last try:
"The whole point of the doomsday machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?"
"It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises."
Dang, I thought the last one was Strangelove, but it's been YEARS since I've seen it, and didn't want to cheat with the ol' Google-fu. Today's is easy-peasy, dude....The Big Lebowski!
"Do you know me?"
"No."
"Well, I'm the guy who tells you there's guys you can hit, and guys you can't.....now he's not quite a guy you can't hit, but he's almost a guy you can't hit, so I'm gonna make a ******* ruling on this one right now: YOU DON'T ******* HIT 'IM......you understand?!?
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