My beer is cold. . . .and this new model is HOT!!!!!!!!

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde (no offense BB ;)) catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you
are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says Hi,
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the
next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Ohio and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK! :D
 
Yeah, Listen to SGT Horse. The GRUNTS are getting restless

Nick

~Nuclear INFIdel and Aspiring INFI Hog~
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Man, I'm glad I've been following this thread. I'd hate to get up in the morning and try to read through this whole thing :D:D
 
Hey guys. Just looked out the door and my car is just a white mound. The radio says 8.5" so far with 20mph winds and more snow tomorrow:eek: :eek:
Bob
 
Chuck......men always have the remotes because that's the only thing their good at( flipping through channels).


Ahhhh nice one Jen!!


BB
 
Originally posted by Shaggi
Get ready Boys!!! Jerry should be posting anytime now!!!!

He better:D One thing is for certain though, He's out of this contest and thus, unlike he said, he can't give himself a free knife. He can give it to me however!!
 
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