My beer is cold. . . .and this new model is HOT!!!!!!!!

Ok I’ve got one. There was a blonde who needed some money fast. She thought and thought about what to do to make some quick cash. Finally, she decided to kidnap a child for ransom. So, she goes to the local playground and gets a young boy. She takes the boy to the park and writes a note saying
“If you EVER want to see your son again, leave 10,000 Dollars behind the tree in the park, tomorrow at 10:00am”

She then handed the note to the boy and sent him home.
The next day and 10:00 am she went to the park and looked behind the tree. There was a brown sack containing a note and 10000 cash. The note read

“Here is your money. I just can’t believe that one blond would do this to another one”
:D
 
Come on PICs and Desert MOFO news!! Man this beer is good

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this is a mans beer :D :p

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Originally posted by flatlander
Hey guys. Just looked out the door and my car is just a white mound. The radio says 8.5" so far with 20mph winds and more snow tomorrow:eek: :eek:
Bob
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We're getting more tomorrow?!?!? I promised the dogs I'd take them out in the woods. They are going to be very disappointed with me.
 
the only thing that reloads fast....

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Alright, here's one for the blondes.

Q: Know why you have to tell blonde jokes realllly slow?

A: So the brunettes will understand them.
 
Do you guys know how to catch a Polar Bear?

You cut a hole in the ice and lay a bunch of Pea's around it..

When he comes to take a Pea you kick him in the Icehole :D:D

hehehehe
 
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