My beer is cold. . . .and this new model is HOT!!!!!!!!

Church!!! The last time I went, I caught on fire upon entering the holy sanctuary :o .
 
I think the "Boys from Illinois" should get an extra 10% just for the strong support and showing tonight!
 
John gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John, "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house.
Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table.

John looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, "For Pete's sake - put the cornflakes back in the box."
 
Kev, Pro, I think Ahia is winnin on pure count. Me, Shag, Jerry(every now and then), Jen, and BB if she's not too likkered up...

Any others in Ahia, enjoyin this freezin rain that Mike and Bob are sendin our way??
 
Now listen here . . . East siders are east siders. Don't be trying to weasle any extra discount without the rest of us! :D
 
Originally posted by Greymoor
I thought Lincoln was born in Kentucky? :D
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Hey Greymoor, I didn't write the state motto, I just recite it. You ought to see the big old money pit the state is building and calling a presidential library. I hope the company building it does a better job on it than they did on our restaurant. Hey, I think I just made 500 posts!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by 1whobuys
I think the "Boys from Illinois" should get an extra 10% just for the strong support and showing tonight!
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Oh uh-huh yeah, keep reaching....keep reaching ;)
 
Have you ever worked in an office where someone insisted upon listening to their voice mail using the speakerphone (at full volume, naturally). It can really begin to bother you after a while. There was a fellow in my office who was the ultimate offender.

I found a fairly easy fix for that, though. Have a female friend call his desk when he's not there and leave a message like "Hi, this is Candy from 1-900-HOT-BABE. You haven't paid for the 'toys' we sent you, you naughty boy. You wouldn't want me to come over there and spank you, would you?"

It is the last time you hear that particular speakerphone, I can assure you.
 
hey everyone, got here a little late, any good pics that I missed?

how ya'll doing?
 
Originally posted by thatmguy
Any others in Ahia, enjoyin this freezin rain that Mike and Bob are sendin our way??
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London got the same, followed by snow, snow ...and more snow. It's still snowing!!!!:grumpy: :eek:
 
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