My beer is cold. . . .and this new model is HOT!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by J.Vervoorst
Extra discount for Illinois folks? I might study in Illinois this fall, am I in?
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What are you studying J? Where are you planning on going?
 
FROM: bin Laden, OsamaTO: All Al Qaeda Fighters
SUBJECT: The Cave

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Hi Guys.

We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a Jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rotation. Have you??

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the s**t out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing that "Wassup" thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought some Kraft Singles recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the package, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two slices of cheese were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth, I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy, Oy, Oy, Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.

Five: Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F***S DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie, the donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.

Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that "the chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain" will not be accepted in the future. (With donkeys, there is a grey area.)

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

Love you lots,
Group Hug.

Os.

PS - I'm sick of having "Osama Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.
 
Originally posted by Dark Nemesis
If he doesn't post a pic soon, I'm going to post one of my newest knife.....AND IT'S NOT A BUSSE!!!!!! :eek:
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That's just not kosher DN!
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
sshhhhh, i'm trying to hack the pics and post them.... i'm almost in... out
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LIAR!!! You're resting your eyes.


Stinky's out....Stinky's out!!!!! :D
 
Originally posted by Progunner
What are you studying J? Where are you planning on going?
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Received a scholarship to study at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign in the 2003/2004 academic year. Problem is I still had to apply (even though they said they'd give me money :confused: ) so now I'm waiting on answer. If not, I'll go to Georgia Tech or Ohio State (pretty damn close to Wauseon):D
 
Originally posted by thatmguy
Bobby B, you talkin London Ohio???
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London Ontario, Canada... Though I was in Dayton OH on Friday...;)
Which side does Canada belong to?
 
Originally posted by truck
I'm glad that we're only getting rain, if it was snow, we'd be getting rocked!
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We had the rain earlier.....the snow came after about 6 hours of rain. The roads suk big time
Bob
 
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