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So today, my son had his first go at doing a number 2 after taking his diaper off. On his nice big soft area carpet in his room of course. I hate potty training.
Being the man that I am, I was not about the clean that shit up! I rolled up the carpet, nice and tight, then tapped it up about 6 times. I carefully marked the spot to avoid cutting with tape. I then whipped out my trusty Sebenza 25 with micarta inlay. My go to favorite of all time pocket companion.
I had just stropped it the night before, and thought I was about to make short work of the carpet. My plan was to cut the roll into lengths which I could get into black garbage bags. I would totally prefer to go to Ikea and spend $200 for a new rug rather than clean this one.
Oh I was in for a surprise. Just how little I know about just how shitty the edge retention is on the S35VN with a CRK HT. This effing thing has the edge retention of aluminum foil.
I couldn't even cut the roll once before the edge was so dull, I actually got water blisters on my hand from going at this thing.
I was so embarrassed and annoyed, I went into my office and grabbed the first D3V CPK in front of me, and made short work out of that roll. I'm not even going to say which knife it was because it was totally inappropriate for the task.
I feel like the guy at the red light in a Ferrari, who gets stomped on by the sleeper. So bad.
Please, Nathan and Lorien, I beg of you. For all that is good in the world, make a proper folder for us, I don't know how much longer I can go on knowing all that I have held true is a lie.
I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.
Being the man that I am, I was not about the clean that shit up! I rolled up the carpet, nice and tight, then tapped it up about 6 times. I carefully marked the spot to avoid cutting with tape. I then whipped out my trusty Sebenza 25 with micarta inlay. My go to favorite of all time pocket companion.
I had just stropped it the night before, and thought I was about to make short work of the carpet. My plan was to cut the roll into lengths which I could get into black garbage bags. I would totally prefer to go to Ikea and spend $200 for a new rug rather than clean this one.
Oh I was in for a surprise. Just how little I know about just how shitty the edge retention is on the S35VN with a CRK HT. This effing thing has the edge retention of aluminum foil.
I couldn't even cut the roll once before the edge was so dull, I actually got water blisters on my hand from going at this thing.
I was so embarrassed and annoyed, I went into my office and grabbed the first D3V CPK in front of me, and made short work out of that roll. I'm not even going to say which knife it was because it was totally inappropriate for the task.
I feel like the guy at the red light in a Ferrari, who gets stomped on by the sleeper. So bad.
Please, Nathan and Lorien, I beg of you. For all that is good in the world, make a proper folder for us, I don't know how much longer I can go on knowing all that I have held true is a lie.
I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.