Now I want a KFU WharnieSheepie,and a KFU Bowdenmuk....
And I want a BACUSTOMKNIVES San Mai,and a Damascus.
But,I gotta tell ya'll....
The waiting was excruciating,for both these fine knives.
Because you see,here in Resume Speed,KY.,our mail is delivered bi-monthly.
By a Druid priest riding a burro.
I was parked by the open window,with one ear (on my good side) turned toward the mailbox.
Drinking strong black coffee, finally enjoying a day off,and lost in carnal thoughts.
Like the magazine in the outhouse.
But still listening for the distant clip-clop of tiny hooves,on the dirt path.
Gonna buy a brass bell,to clip onto that donkey's snaffle bit.
Won't annoy the priest; he's deafer'n I am.