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I moved to the Denver area from my native Texas a couple of years ago to attend graduate school. As a graduate student, I'm chronically broke. As a knife collector, I longed to go to the Spyderco Outlet and let my credit card scorch the earth.
Dilemma.
After two years of waiting and months of scrimping, I had a respectable wad I could take into the Spyder lair. Today was the day.
I took the scenic route from my north-central Denver metro home to the Spydie Outlet (18 miles one way) in order to drive through a part of town I'd never before seen. Mistake. The clear Colorado sky, the still snow-capped peaks west of town, the verdant foothills of Golden... All were wasted on me.
All I could keep thinking was Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet...
I pulled into the surprisingly unassuming office park that is Spyderco World HQ. Only two other cars were in the parking lot. Immediately I became suspicious.
Did I misread the Spydie Web page? I asked myself. They're not open on Saturdays. I'll be shut out, left to press my nose against the window in silent longing like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate. Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet...
Quickly, I realized that the good citizens of Denver, despite their many charms, simply are not as inclined to make the pilgrimage to Golden as are we Spyderco fans. Their loss.
On trembling legs, I staggered up the steps to the building entrance. The sign read "SPYDERCO OUTLET STORE <--." My lower lip quavered. I felt a tear gathering itself in the corner of my eye. Would I unman myself by crying now, at my moment of supreme joy?
Sal would understand, I thought. The salty tear fell.
I walked into the store. My head began to hurt -- I realized that my eyes were literally bugging out of my head.
50+ feet of glass-topped counter filled to the brim with Spyderco and Byrd knives. Fixed blades. Folders. Liner locks. Lockbacks. Ball locks. Wire clips. Solid clips. Clip points. Drop points.
Nirvana.
The new additions to my collection...
Byrd Robin, Caly 3 CF/ZDP, and "seconds" turquoise Kopa
My new primary EDC!
I defy you to find the "second" aspects of this Kopa!
Dilemma.
After two years of waiting and months of scrimping, I had a respectable wad I could take into the Spyder lair. Today was the day.
I took the scenic route from my north-central Denver metro home to the Spydie Outlet (18 miles one way) in order to drive through a part of town I'd never before seen. Mistake. The clear Colorado sky, the still snow-capped peaks west of town, the verdant foothills of Golden... All were wasted on me.
All I could keep thinking was Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet...
I pulled into the surprisingly unassuming office park that is Spyderco World HQ. Only two other cars were in the parking lot. Immediately I became suspicious.
Did I misread the Spydie Web page? I asked myself. They're not open on Saturdays. I'll be shut out, left to press my nose against the window in silent longing like Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate. Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet Spyderco Outlet...
Quickly, I realized that the good citizens of Denver, despite their many charms, simply are not as inclined to make the pilgrimage to Golden as are we Spyderco fans. Their loss.
On trembling legs, I staggered up the steps to the building entrance. The sign read "SPYDERCO OUTLET STORE <--." My lower lip quavered. I felt a tear gathering itself in the corner of my eye. Would I unman myself by crying now, at my moment of supreme joy?
Sal would understand, I thought. The salty tear fell.
I walked into the store. My head began to hurt -- I realized that my eyes were literally bugging out of my head.
50+ feet of glass-topped counter filled to the brim with Spyderco and Byrd knives. Fixed blades. Folders. Liner locks. Lockbacks. Ball locks. Wire clips. Solid clips. Clip points. Drop points.
Nirvana.
The new additions to my collection...
Byrd Robin, Caly 3 CF/ZDP, and "seconds" turquoise Kopa
My new primary EDC!
I defy you to find the "second" aspects of this Kopa!