My knife is so sharp... how sharp is it?

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Let's hear some new or favorite expressions about just how sharp a knife is.

My favorite is:
so sharp that it can shave a sleeping mouse without even waking it up.

Let's hear yours.

 

[DeathByCactus]

My knife is so sharp I could shave the bacteria out of a deer's intestinal tract.

 

[slimkango]

Now That's Sharp!!

 

[ahgar]

you don't know you've been cut until parts hit the floor. later, ahgar

 

[Rupestris]

I'm probably mis-quoting someone here but I got a good laugh out of,

"its so sharp it scared the edge right off of itself!"

 

[puukkoman]

My knife is so sharp that it makes yo' momma so fat she can't wear a Malcolm X t-shirt, or else a helicopter might land on her!

My knife is so sharp, it cuts me.

My knife is so sharp that it.... uh...... makes a very poor spoon.

 

[Bors]

My knife is sharper than the small end of nothing sharpend to a point

 

[Jubei]

My knife is so sharp...it'll cut water and make it bleed.

Jubei

 

[Planterz]

My knife could cut Chuck Norris.

 

[mathu]

I can perform a nuclear fission just by swinging my knife in the air.

 

[pholder]

my knife is so sharp it can cut a fart and no one will notice !

 

[Rupestris]

Its so sharp that it has no terminal velocity when dropped from any altitude.

Its so sharp that the hair on my arm just jumps off when I get close to it with the edge.

Its so sharp that if you hold it to your ear you can hear it.

So sharp that the edge can't be seen. Not only does it prove that light is both energy and matter, it can separate the two.

Its so sharp I can cut a strand of DNA into more than a hundred pieces.

Its so sharp that BF had to put this smiley in the group =>

If it were any sharper Einstein would have to rethink the Kinetic Theory of Matter.

 

[sph3ric pyramid]

My Pacific Salt is so sharp, I can mishandle it and in a freak accident have it sever 4+ tendons through a 2-3cm entry wound on the back of my wrist.

I am not having a good year.

 

[abnwag]

It is so sharp, its shadow can cut you

 

[Joe Dirt]

My knife is so sharp, it cut the sharpening stones.

My knife is so sharp, it bleeds.

My knife is so sharp, it tells YOU what to do.

My knife is so sharp, it hocks a big loogie on ya.

 

[raker]

My knives are so sharp that if you look at the edge, it will give you split vision and cause you to see double.

 

[billwilliam20]

My knife is so sharp it has an IQ of 512 :thumbup:

 

[barrabas74]

My knife could cut Chuck Norris.

Nothing can cut chuck norris........so that biotch is naaaaasty sharp

 

[mrd74]

My knife is so sharp, it'll split frog hair.

 

[severtecher]

Just a heads up Planterz. I just got off the phone with Chuck Norris. He is coming into town this week to pound pizza up yer ass. Needless to say , he was not amused.