My knife is so sharp... how sharp is it?

[Planterz]

Just a heads up Planterz. I just got off the phone with Chuck Norris. He is coming into town this week to pound pizza up yer ass. Needless to say , he was not amused.

Good thing I'm acutally on a 2 week paid vacation from work.

Although I'd rather be working with both hands than sitting at home with this frigging cast on my broken wrist.

 

[puukkoman]

My knife is so sharp, it shaves the whiskers off of gnats.

 

[Steven Andrews]

My knife is so sharp, I don't want to use it.

Know the feeling?

 

[Bladewolf]

My knives are so sharp, you'll bleed out before you notice you were cut...

 

[willrise]

is soooo sharp its dull :jerkit:

 

[David Schott]

My knife is so sharp that when I looked at its edge under magnification, it performed lasik eye surgery on me.

 

[GarageBoy]

"it's so sharp it can shave the hairs off a gnat"

 

[puukkoman]

Ha! beat ya to it, buddy!

My knife is so sharp, it shaves the whiskers off of gnats.

 

[dialex]

My knife is so sharp that the blade has only one side now :foot:

 

[Mackenzie4856]

My knife is so sharp that

 

[Mackenzie4856]

My knife is so sharp that

sorry, my knife is so sharp it cut off my previous post

 

[G3]

My knife is so sharp Chuck Norris asked me to sharpen his. Actually he threatened to roundhouse me into next year if I didn't.

 

[love4steel]

my knife is so sharp that bryan adams wrote a song about it

 

[eyeeatingfish]

My knife is so sharp it it looks great in a tux and woment cant resist.
My knife is so sharp that using it to cut my cuticles was a big mistake.

 

[Physics]

My knife is so sharp it can shave the electrons off an atom.

My knife is so sharp I'm typing this with my toes.

My knife is so sharp I don't have to unsheathe it to cut.

My knife is so sharp I inadvertently circumcised 7 babies just by walking past the maternity ward.

 

[ZoneOne]

My knife is so sharp you can't even see the edge

 

[love4steel]

..it cuts corners
...i can field dress a cockroach
....it butchered my butchers block
..... sal glesser is afraid of it!!!!
ok no more.

 

[picobrain]

my knife is sharp enough to split infinitives


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[ohmyheckinslc]

My knife is so sharp...The Aristocrats!!!...
(ok ok, I know it's vague, but the comedians on the forum will hopefully get it...)

 

[mr.trooper]

My knife is so sharp, LT wet his pants.