My new underpants knife.

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Me: "Honey, have you seen my underpants knife?"
Honey: "You're WHAT?"
Me: "My UNDERPANTS knife!"
Honey: "I don't know. You have so many all over, how am I supposed to know?"
Me: "You know the one I always have clipped to my underpants..."

There's nothing better than getting home at night and stripping to my boxers. It's my home uniform. If I'm in my house I'm in my underpants and that's all there is to it! :D

For years and years, being the knife-nut that I am I always have a knife clipped to my boxers while I'm in this state. I use it to open chips or to prepare food or open mail or packages or whatever around the house. It used to be a SOG Plain-edge clip-point Mini-Autoclip until I lost it real good. I've tried other Autoclips and other things but it was no use. Me and my underpants just couldn't get used to another knife until now.

I got a Microtech UDT (medium size) and now I'm happy again! :D
 
Alright and I thought I was alone. Boxers with a knife clipped on. I rotate my knives between a spydie police, microtech lcc, sebenza, or MOD CQD mk1, but generally I favor my Sebenza. Sometimes I carry two, but only on my boxers were the elastic is still holding up.
 
I think the real issue here is that there is undoubtedly some sick bastids who dont wear a knife in their undies......
 
I don't wear boxers around the house because the waistband won't support my Kahr K9, so it's jeans all the way.
 
...A knife clipped to your underpants???.:eek:...Man, you guys are just SICK!.:D.:D.

For me to wear a (substantial) knife clipped to MY underpants, I'd have to wear supenders to hold it all up with.:D.
 
No problem with an underwear knife...unless its worn IWB?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!! Then I don't want to hear about food preparation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :barf:
 
Nah, underpants are too limiting--what if you need a knife in the shower? I found the awesomest place to hang my Spyderco Snapit...
 
t1mpani said:
Nah, underpants are too limiting--what if you need a knife in the shower? I found the awesomest place to hang my Spyderco Snapit...
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Just make sure you don't cut off the circulation ;)
 
I've been wearing a WH T12CF in the waist band of my boxers for a few years now, My 30 year old daughter (she's a nurse) once commented that this is an indication of a serious mental condition , or a sign of a true red neck. I personally believe if you like to chill in your underwear in the evenings, and if you are a knife nut, It's a natural .
 
fuzzyedge said:
I've been wearing a WH T12CF in the waist band of my boxers for a few years now, My 30 year old daughter (she's a nurse) once commented that this is an indication of a serious mental condition , or a sign of a true red neck.
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Nah.... quite the contrary, I'd say.
Didn't Sigmund Freud write, in "General Introduction to Psychoanalysis", that 'a fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity'?
 
Alright, in the interest of full disclosure, I propose a new rule - no trading or selling of "underpants knives" here on the board. They've been "flagged", like the book George Costanze once tried to return.
 
RH said:
Alright, in the interest of full disclosure, I propose a new rule - no trading or selling of "underpants knives" here on the board. They've been "flagged", like the book George Costanze once tried to return.
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Agreed. :)
 
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