My new underpants knife.

my underwear knife is a Victorinox one-handed trailmaster with a photon II and a pocket clip added...
 
TMI, huh? What are all you guys doing wearing underpants in this hot weather? :D

(Whine & Cheese! What!? Why?)
 
I really don't wanna know where you hide your knives when you're taking a shower and don't feel like carrying one of your neck knives... :eek:
 
Ming65 said:
Apologies for the non underpant content but the spyderco Salt 1 is my new speedo knife. It sits clipped to the back of the bathers, nestled between my buttocks, all day in summer. If that doesn't qualify as a moist humid envrionment I don't know what does. Not a spot of rust either........
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I knew there was something seriously strange with you people over there in WA.
 
You could just clip your knife to ankle/shoulder holster, then never take it off. Could be grounds for divorce, though, unless you're a cop.
 
I am so retarded, I always thought that it was the body piercings you were supposed to clip your knife to. Was considering to get a nice large ring through my bellybutton to hook my Spydies on. :D
 
The worst part it the initial clipping of the knife. I carry IWB, and a cold metal handled Dominator takes a second to adjust to. My wife thinks I'm crazy, as well.

DD
 
Buzzbait:

LMAO with that comeback. Tip up or down for shorts wear? Ball detents will make a difference in the decision process !!!!!

Couple of laughs on this thread, some great comebacks here.

Brownie
 
Quite storm,There was a thread on "knives in the shower" a few years back.

It got pretty nasty as I recall,most fun. :)
 
I have so many knives around the apartment that I don't worry about clipping one to my boxers. So yeah, sometimes I end up opening a bag of chips with a huge Randall Sasquatch, or cleaning my nails with an 11" blade Camillus OVB Fisk Bowie. If ninjas burst in through my windows, I plan on diving for the shotgun anyway.
 
I have a bad back and always where a belt. It is no problem to hang a sheath with a big blade while lounging in underpants.
Larry
 
Nowicki said:
I have a bad back and always where a belt. It is no problem to hang a sheath with a big blade while lounging in underpants.
Larry
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Ooooh! And the car goes into the crowd! :eek:


You win! :D
 
I do get some funny looks from neighbors while sitting on the front porch, but no one ever says anything?????
 
Really Nowicki? Wonder why the neighbors don't talk to some guy lounging around in public view in his underpants with a belt on? :confused: What a fashion statement. ;) I know I would have a few questions. Like I didn't know underpants came with belt loops, or do you just cinch the belt over your shorts? This could extend the life of my underpants with the worn out elastic. :D
BTW Isn't a really big sheath knife hanging on your belt bad for your back?
 
metallicat said:
Really Nowicki? Wonder why the neighbors don't talk to some guy lounging around in public view in his underpants with a belt on? :confused: What a fashion statement. ;) I know I would have a few questions. Like I didn't know underpants came with belt loops, or do you just cinch the belt over your shorts?

I just cinch it over the shorts, for those situations when the shorts have to come off and you don't want to remove the belt.;)



BTW Isn't a really big sheath knife hanging on your belt bad for your back?
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A blade with the tapers forged in correctly is extremely balanced so that isn't a problem. :)
 
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