My Wife Just Doesn't Understand

Captain Airyca said:
The BK-9 sure is pretty, want to see a BK2 first before I decide.
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Woman, you can't just come into our man zone and call our tools pretty. If we do it, thats ok though.

Once at work this guy was shopping for string trimmers and he was all ready to get it but then he said "I better check with my wife first" and me without thinking " you should ask for your balls back while your at it". Can't believe I didn't get fired for that one. He bought the trimmer the next day.
 
Captain Airyca said:
Thanks! OREGON FAL'ER showed me the site, gonna hang around for a while and see if I like it here, so far so good!

Also topic related: My bf doesn't understand if it makes y'all feel better.
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for some reason that comment made me think of this Seinfeld episode:)

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TheLastDaze said:
I haven't 'always' been a 'knife' guy.. I've had/played with knives since I was a kid but never was a freak about it.. guess you'd say I'm more of an adventurous type.. exploring life/surroundings and whatnot, I'm into diesels, raced motorcycles, shooting, boating, music.. etc..
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Sounds similar to myself buddy but I include fishing. :thumbup:
 
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DerekH said:
But that is about as bad as it has ever been. Of course, that knife cuts both ways.

"Why did you get a knife? You already have one."

"This one is bigger. Now shutup before I punch you in the mouth again."

(Kidding. I usually don't warn her before I hit her.)
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This is a smart post. If you're going to donkey punch your woman, the element of surprise is your friend. As is a good escape route and an iron-clad attorney/client relationship. :thumbup:
 
Guyon said:
This is a smart post. If you're going to donkey punch your woman, the element of surprise is your friend. As is a good escape route and an iron-clad attorney/client relationship. :thumbup:
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well, if you do it around deer hunting season, you can have an excuse for a bbq with your buddies :) a BK5 would be just thing for making chili and steaks. mmm, get a nice plump one for some extra marbled meat, and mmm, that's good eating... i bet there's a JOY recipe ;)

course, with that many people carousing, and getting drunk and waving knives, i bet your wife will just leave you straight out. probably even taking out most of the money and it just vanishing! the infinite sadness. yes. oh well, you'll save it up again somehow.
 
Captain Airyca said:
Pardon my nerdyness, but I heard the cake is a LIE!!!
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The cake is moist and delicious. Unfortunately, it resides in the home of Moose, and well, it isn't easy to get to. Bladite got started on a tunnel, but tha Moose, he is a crafty old barve.
 
DerekH said:
The cake is moist and delicious. Unfortunately, it resides in the home of Moose, and well, it isn't easy to get to. Bladite got started on a tunnel, but tha Moose, he is a crafty old barve.
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i have two copies of JOY, and other heathenous cookbooks with plenty of recipes :)

besides, moose berries in cake? ewwww.
 
your not gona believe this I got home from work yesterday to find the missus had bought me a present, a new SAK climber and a becker necker. I Opened the package in disbelief and then joy when I discovered its contents, when I asked why and how she new I wanted these items. She just smiled and said I saw a cheap deal online a couple of weeks ago when I was looking for a pink becker necker and new you wanted them so I bought them for you. . I was dumb struck, My veiw on women has changed, If you talk about knives to them enough the the Knife sickness will slowly infect them too resulting in them wanting knives and buying them for you.
 
Guyon said:
I'm just a tender flower inside.
Welcome to Bladeforums. I hope you stick around and teach some of these barbarians some manners. :D
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Barbarians? That sir offends my delicate sensibilities!
 
DerekH said:
Barbarians? That sir offends my delicate sensibilities!
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I'm more of a Scottish Lord than a barabarian, sure, I've raped and pillaged, burned some villages, lamented a few females, over threw a few gubments, but barabarian is kinda strong.

How about, uncuth, insensitive, non .......... eh, barbarian works. Carry on.

Moose
 
Flexxx said:
Are we all still getting together with our BK's to go hunt Frankenstein?
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Ole Moose jumped the gun a little and did it without us. Where do you think all that leather for those sheaths came from?
 
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