I like my beer in bottles so I always bring some and enough to share.
I haven't seen IG's knees and don't think want to either. I have 8 spikes, if I can get more I will, those RR cops are getting faster or I'm getting older. When you take the time to be picky, your "exposure" time goes up. Working there is not an excuse. Heck, if they sold metal scraping rights on their right of way at a fair price, every one could ride free for about 20 years.
HT Relish for Bagdad? Only as a last resort, too dangerous, I always thought about 2 dozen Polish Grandmothers (the old world model, you know the 5' X 5' ones) with brooms would be overkill. Heck in 2 weeks they would all be wearing proper clothes and going to church every Sunday. One wack to the head with a broom and they would be begging for the Army to come back. Those old girls are tough.