Carumba
As in, Aye Carumba!
or more like: My Carumba!
Come on...say it few times
Carumba
Carumba
Carumba
Has a beat and a rhythm to it.
This knife is a drum-beater for sure...and it needs a name that can be chanted.
Imagine 25 natives holding these in their hands high over their heads and dancing around a fire late a night shouting "...Carumba, Carumba, Carumba, Carumba..."
See...?
Works.
Now, you're deep in the forest and in need of something that can cut rope, chop wood, prepare food, skin animals, and still be used in self-defense...it whispers to you from its spot on your belt "
...carumba, carumba, carumba, carumba..."
You draw it from its sheath and yell "
Oh mighty CARUMBA!! The jungle is my adversary and YOU will save me!!"
"pbbbllttt.....!!!" is the only response, but it comes from your buddies who seriptiously spew and spray their drinks all over each other trying to belay their belly laughing...
Well, at least you've got
your "Carumba"...
They're just jealous....


