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Kershaw: bringing you the cutting edge of metallurgical innovation or the dumbed down version: kershaw: bringing you the cutting edge if innovation in steel.
 
Kershaw knives: Style. Steel. Real.

Kershaw puts world-class metallurgy, award-winning design and old world craftsmanship to work for you.

You'll love the feel, and the steel's unreal.
 
I hate that I came up with this too late but...
"Kershaw...the temperature where steel ignites..."
Eh?... eh?....
 
I'm late, but here are two that probably wouldn't have won anyway...

"In 2008, Kershaw introduced Composite Blade technology to the mainstream knife user. It combined premium performance and looks at a price that wouldn't empty the wallet. Four years later, nobody else has come close to this feat."

"It's no wonder that our steels are easier to sharpen, keep their edges longer, and shave hair right out of the box."
 
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"KERSHAW- Setting The Standard For Precision Cutlery".

and the ZT0777 won overall knife of the show at 2011 Blade show:D
 
Work hard? Play hard? Live life to the fullest? We've got your knife.

Modern Design, Modern Materials, Old world craftsmanship! Kershaw's are for Life!
 
"People could come up with a million cheesey quotes about how good our steel is, and the thing is.. They're all true"
 
Kershaw Knives - Evolutionary steel, Revolutionary designs
Home Grown Awesome!
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Kershaw continuously innovates in materials and processes.
When you carry a Kershaw you carry
not only fine craftsmanship but a feat
of engineering.

--I think the alliteration of the "cuh" makes this poetry almost and "catchy": continuously,Kershaw,carry,craftsmanship
--It also repeats the R sound internally, I'm sure there is a name for this (internal rhyming?) but I'm no poet
 
Staying on the cutting edge with the latest in steel innovation, because customer satisfaction is our goal.
 
The finest high performance steels available matched, selected and heat treated to perform to the highest possible standards demanded by the knife designers to insure they can do the job intended. No expense has been spared in bringing you the cleanest steels from the worlds best foundries where they combine the finest ores using the latest technologies for truly astounding performance. Extreme performance guaranteed by the best warranty in the business.

Joe/raleigh
 
"I was in the stall one day checking out one of our Kershaw models when a gentleman took office in the adjacent stall and began what can only be described as wrestling with a grizzly bear while simultaneously dumping mashed potatoes out of a 55gal drum into the commode from atop a 6ft step ladder... The steel in my knife was so intensely fascinating, that I barely noticed. In fact, its probably the only reason I survived that day. That's right, our steel has magical powers allowing you to survive toxic waste."

or how about this:

"If our steels were in prison with other steels..." wait, that's probably not a good one for this forum... nevermind

Maybe this one:

"Our steels are Michael Jackson and other companies' steels are Tito. That's right, our steels own their ass." (this one also works with Ike and Tina Turner)
 
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