"I was in the reading room at hunting camp a couple weeks ago, took a leek and accidentally dropped it down the hole. Had to come up for air twice before I found it. Found a couple spiders and a buck, but they weren't worth cleaning off."
"Yeah, I had to stop using a needs work for scoring wallboard. Kept poking through by accident and slashing my helper's wrists"
"Went to clean my boots with the junkyard dog, and danged if I didn't lop all the lugs off my soles. Now I've got to get new boots, but the dog is still sharp."
"Yeah, I had to stop using a needs work for scoring wallboard. Kept poking through by accident and slashing my helper's wrists"
"Went to clean my boots with the junkyard dog, and danged if I didn't lop all the lugs off my soles. Now I've got to get new boots, but the dog is still sharp."