New Contest

[CHINDIT]

knife wanker (KW)!

 

[medic467]

GORT TOTER

 

[medic467]

Sorry, the last was a type-o. GOAT TOTER

 

[DanEHunter]

Mambo dogface

Fudge monster

Badger face

Colligen cow

Upwardly immobile

Fokker pilot

Banjo picker (squeel like a pig.....wheee, wheeee)

 

[Kumdo]

Fecal Consolidator

Keyless Chuck

Driverside Airbag

Burping Worm

Piss Pipe

Fiddle Stick

 

[Kumdo]

Spreading Mayo

(oh damn that's disgusting):barf:

 

[carpediem]

butt nugget
bump'n uglies
corn hole
shak'n jake
fudge packer
sister licker
two bagger
pecker head
bump'n 'n squirt'n
penis breath

Restaurant: " Fat Jack's, Best meat in town, if you can't eat it, beat it! "

Duane, how'd the gator skin workout for the sheath? photo's?

More Later,
Tom

 

[Spark]

Ass Cracker
Pole Smoker
Chewy Weasel
Sky Shark
Lawn Dart
Battle Queen
Pizza Guy
Tea Bag
Dingle Berry

 

[Rugger]

Cluster F#ck

 

[Charlie Mike]

Butt Dart
Peter Pupper
Assramistan Man
muff diver
Thunder Dyke

 

[woody]

Two HungLo
Nut Boy
Peanut Licker
Cake Eater
Salad Tosser

I'll stop or they'll get worse....................

 

[burtzolotar]

How about:

STRIDER BUYER

and make the sweatshirt XL.

 

[AluminumOvercas]

"Barking Spiders" aka as my favorite Chinese dish "yuck fou".

 

[SNiPER]

Flat Chester (for all the ladies).

Matt

 

[Matt D Tactical]

FART KNOCKER

 

[DB1]

monkey spank

 

[medic467]

How About
**** burgler
Ass Muncher
Choad smoker
Butt Pirate
Lot Lizzard
Donkey Kong
Rump Ranger
Box Knawer
And I know It's more than two words, but... Homo Sapien Horticulture Mobilizer (Vegatable transport). Dark humor from EMS....

 

[chubby]

born2bone

 

[bfm]

dutch boy.

Not sure how it was meant, but when my brother used the phrase "Hey Dutch Boy, calm down." My brother admits he doesn't know why he used it, but man did the guy flip out.

 

[A. Hansen]

Amanda Hugginkiss or
Oliver Klozoff