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[9engine]

Random thoughts:
ball sack
dick lick
snack time (for fat boys)
f**k stick
sh*t kicker
knob polisher
rectum rider
gay caballerro
weiner waxer
fart blossom
jerk off
cock hound
organ grinder
gutter slut
crack head
anal intruder
bitch boy
slut puppy (hasn't graduated to whore dog yet)
cum guzzler
Richard Cranium (dick head)
manhole cover (maxi pad)
beaver dam (tampon)

For Lesbians:
lilly lapper
carpet muncher
tuna taster
For kids:
Rug rats
curtain climbers
yard apes
ankle biters
porch monkeys

Yes,I have issues,if I think of any more I'll add them later.
By the way, I wear XL.

 

[gundy]

- **** knuckle
- rooster boots
- lucky licker
- dill bot
- snatch clincher

 

[Carpe Noctem]

Big Crease

Lunch Box

Bake Sale (heard one of my friends yelling this, quote was "yer platoon's nothin' but a bunch of sweety-ass bake sale F@GGOTS!")

Felonious Bonehawker (prison lingo, both my parents work in one...)

Cock Toker

Pickle Chugger

Nipple Nuggets

Baldheaded Chickenfxcker

Size L, please...



SGT Fitts

 

[MOLEXEY]

-Jelly nuts
-Broke dick
-Penis wrinkle

 

[carpediem]

marble bag
scrotum head
dick weed
**** wad
tuna town
clitoris maximus
echo chamber
pecker erector
dick squeegy
lop dick
candy ass
fish locker
tuna bag
hershey highwaymen
rump ranger
ugly stick
throbbing python
trouser snake

 

[rfrost]

Sh!t Weasel
Rotten Crotch
Swamp Ass
Methane Maestro
Boola-Boola!!
No Load

 

[samhell]

Fecal Wrangler
Nutty Buddy

 

[Southpaw]

My brother had surgery and has been off for a month so we call him the (House Bitch)

 

[Ebbtide]

Layback'n Whackitt

 

[NukEmAll]

SNATCH MUFFIN

 

[Kingtiger]

Gun Eater

 

[STUMP]

Lou Stool

Bone honer

 

[det]

Cum Dumpster
Pendulating Richard
Cock Holster

 

[Joseph Estrada]

c*nt breath....
ceya

 

[Kampfjaeger]

Now I will use <i>"latin"</i> to add some education and culture...

Bigus Dickus
Incontinentia Buttockus

 

[Mick Strider]

Pillow biter
Gash Maggot

 

[OwenM]

T.urd Knocker
Cock Snot
Foreskin Lint
Mud Puppy
Fudge Packer
Range Control get off this freak...I mean freq.

ahh, memories.

 

[AluminumOvercas]

"Sphincter Hunter"

 

[LT Chiller]

Sh!t Happens

 

[MOLEXEY]

logger head
turtle head


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