New ESEE products

R.A.T. said:
We would only sell them to the Becker and Busse folks :D
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Well the Beckerheads are immune to them, we been being fed bullshit about all the other knives out there being better than Beckers for so long, just about any toxin is wasted on us.

:D

Moose
 
That's what I carry in my HEST--a cyanide tablet, some krugerrands and Angelina Jolie's cell number.

I can rebuild civilization with just that. (Actually, I only need Angelina)
 
I can't believe there's been no suggestion of an ESEE chainsaw!! I want one.
 
You know this thread makes me realize that we MIGHT even get along with some of those clowns over on the Becker forum. Fire up the peace bong!
 
Don Rearic said:
Why would I do that? Then every Black Sabbath fan on the planet, all 17 of us, would have to get a finger up our taterhole before they allowed us to enter FYE stores. :D
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There are only 17 of us left? Must've been a mass suicide after RJD died.
 
E&E is covered...what about the opposite end of the spectrum?

ESEE lock picking kit, ski mask and leather gloves, from the ESEE B&E (Breaking and Entering) line.
 
The ESEE DATE NIGHT KIT comes complete with stun gun, cuffs, ski mask, duct tape, length of rope, bleach and a shovel.
 
Expatriated said:
The ESEE DATE NIGHT KIT comes complete with stun gun, cuffs, ski mask, duct tape, length of rope, bleach and a shovel.
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If you add a pellet pistol, you basically have what that female Astronaut had that went to kill her wannabe lover's lover. Whew! Oh, yeah, a pair of Depends, she was wearing Astronut Diapers, too. Perhaps we should just get them with ESEE on them, we're not getting any younger. :D
 
I think Esee could put there name on anything and sell it at this point....

Soon enough Walmart will be called Esee-mart
 
Don, I think you've hit on the perfect attire for the fans out there for SHOT: ESEE Diapers.

In tactical OD.
 
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